Damn those meddling Denskies!
The squirrels are mad as hell, and they aren’t going to take it any more! You’ll have to cut your own stinking coupons — and just to be safe, you should probably wear this shirt at all times. After all, if you aren’t FOR the squirrels, you must be against them.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t want any squirrels with scissors chasing after me.