Tracey Mac


Taking Dad Shopping LOL :)

Another email I just had to share :D

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is84).
We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eyelid in his response:

‘Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB

    Hahahaha!!!! Is this for real? If it is, I’m in love with your Dad. :-D

  • Alf Caruana

    Alf Caruana

    :) people outside my office are wondering why I just burst out laughing! love it!

  • Jess Andrews

    Jess Andrews

    hahah what a call!

  • David Petranker

    David Petranker

    That is fantastic

  • oneperfectkiss

    oneperfectkiss

    hahahaha!!! that is hilarious…..i’d love to meet your old man….. ;-))))) X

  • Michele Randell

    Michele Randell

    Hey Tracey…...can I adopt your Dad??
    :)

    He sounds a delight and I bet there is never a dull moment when you are with him….
    What a joy he sounds…...I hope I am like that at 82 !!!!!!!!!

  • Anne  McGinn

    Anne McGinn

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA – TOO FUCKING FUNNY XOXOXO

  • Erika .

    Erika .

    HAHAHA!!! you’re dad’s awesome!
    What did the teenager say?

  • madworld

    madworld

    hahahahahaha, sounds like my kinda man, love it

  • Tracey Mac

    Tracey Mac

    No not MY dad LOL…........I’m just sharing an email…........although it’s something very similar to what my dad would have said LOL, that’s why it cracked me up :)

  • linaji

    linaji

    OMG>> i am sooooooooo laughing.. this is classic perfect!! Thank you so much!!

  • Paul Vanzella

    Paul Vanzellafounder

    ..laughing my arse off!

  • Karen Cougan

    Karen Cougan

    you dag mate
    xkc

  • Sorina Williams
  • janniev

    janniev

    ROFLMFAO, this is hilarious, Tracey, just soooo gorgeous. Thanks for the laugh and the smiles, they’ll be with me for the rest of the day. Thanks for sharing it!

  • Tron

    Tron

    Laughing my ass off here :) right on Dad! for reals?

  • David  Hibberd

    David Hibberd

    I love it
    Davo

  • bill  oneil

    bill oneil

    Onya Tracy.

    This is an oldie, but still a classic….

    My only worry as a short, fat , bald bloke is….I hope my old man didnt work in a piggery…

  • artist4peace

    artist4peace

    OMGOMG too funny!hahaha…....

  • Lisa  Jewell

    Lisa Jewell

    LOL…..................what a witty response…..

  • roybarry

    roybarry

    Utterly brilliant!!

  • ~ Selle

    ~ Selle

    ROFLMAO!

  • Stuart Thorpe

    Stuart Thorpe

    Fucking brilliant..what a man! Wish I was always so quick with the perfect witty response.

  • Anthony Mancuso

    Anthony Mancuso

    Now I know where you get it from : )

  • Angie Muccillo

    Angie Muccillo

    That’s fantastic, hugely funny!!

  • woof

    woof

    LOL!!!! great line!!!

  • Judi Taylor

    Judi Taylor

    What a wonderful comeback! Your Dad is quick witted and must to be riot to be around! You probably could be a stand up comedian, Tracey, just using material about your Dad! Thanks for the morning giggle …

  • micklyn

    micklyn

    Oh man!!! that is sooo cool, very very funny!

  • fullcirclemandalas

    fullcirclemand...

    PMSFL!!! Now I know where you get it from …. LMFAO:):) xoxox

  • Jo O'Brien

    Jo O'Briencommunity ambassador

    You made me choke on yoghurt LOL

  • raymondo

    raymondo

    love it…LMFAO

  • raymondoantonio

    raymondoantonio

    The best reply to a smart-arse I have ever heard!! Bring him to RAT RHYMES one day 4th July.?......check my journal for details.

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