Taking Dad Shopping LOL :)
Another email I just had to share :D
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is84).
We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: ‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eyelid in his response:
‘Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
JenniferB
Hahahaha!!!! Is this for real? If it is, I’m in love with your Dad. :-D
Alf Caruana
:) people outside my office are wondering why I just burst out laughing! love it!
Jess Andrews
hahah what a call!
David Petranker
That is fantastic
oneperfectkiss
hahahaha!!! that is hilarious…..i’d love to meet your old man….. ;-))))) X
Michele Randell
Hey Tracey…...can I adopt your Dad??
:)
He sounds a delight and I bet there is never a dull moment when you are with him….
What a joy he sounds…...I hope I am like that at 82 !!!!!!!!!
Anne McGinn
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA – TOO FUCKING FUNNY XOXOXO
Erika .
HAHAHA!!! you’re dad’s awesome!
What did the teenager say?
madworld
hahahahahaha, sounds like my kinda man, love it
Tracey Mac
No not MY dad LOL…........I’m just sharing an email…........although it’s something very similar to what my dad would have said LOL, that’s why it cracked me up :)
linaji
OMG>> i am sooooooooo laughing.. this is classic perfect!! Thank you so much!!
Paul Vanzella
..laughing my arse off!
Karen Cougan
you dag mate
xkc
Sorina Williams
:D
janniev
ROFLMFAO, this is hilarious, Tracey, just soooo gorgeous. Thanks for the laugh and the smiles, they’ll be with me for the rest of the day. Thanks for sharing it!
Tron
Laughing my ass off here :) right on Dad! for reals?
David Hibberd
I love it
Davo
bill oneil
Onya Tracy.
This is an oldie, but still a classic….
My only worry as a short, fat , bald bloke is….I hope my old man didnt work in a piggery…
artist4peace
OMGOMG too funny!hahaha…....
Lisa Jewell
LOL…..................what a witty response…..
roybarry
Utterly brilliant!!
~ Selle
ROFLMAO!
Stuart Thorpe
Fucking brilliant..what a man! Wish I was always so quick with the perfect witty response.
Anthony Mancuso
Now I know where you get it from : )
Angie Muccillo
That’s fantastic, hugely funny!!
woof
LOL!!!! great line!!!
Judi Taylor
What a wonderful comeback! Your Dad is quick witted and must to be riot to be around! You probably could be a stand up comedian, Tracey, just using material about your Dad! Thanks for the morning giggle …
micklyn
Oh man!!! that is sooo cool, very very funny!
fullcirclemand...
PMSFL!!! Now I know where you get it from …. LMFAO:):) xoxox
Jo O'Brien
You made me choke on yoghurt LOL
raymondo
love it…LMFAO
raymondoantonio
The best reply to a smart-arse I have ever heard!! Bring him to RAT RHYMES one day 4th July.?......check my journal for details.