For tart sweets, they are handy…

Smarties….once thot to advance my I.Q.
A whole case ….I went through -
Nearly turned quite true blue
green,yellow red and then chartreuse
….nearly got lost…off the caboose
Almost “unbent me”…double obtuse;
I said to meself…you sad mad goose,
Smarties are children’s candy
For tart sweets, they are handy…

It seys so here – on label’s bandy!
But look.. unless I jus’ got daffy
Me brains are now thick as taffy
Me knows what smarties are for…
Only thing is…I’m doubly so very poor
Now Smarties…I do so terribly abhor!

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Oh hoooo…..Another poetique comment
Wasn’t what this moment ‘s true intent
Kan’t ‘pay attention….pallet case cost a mint
Now I find meself livin’ in a tent
Jus’ becuz I couldn’t pay the rent!


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