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Pledge to the Golden Arches

I pledge allegiance to the Golden Arches
And to all the low proteins and high starches;
To the franchise to which the millions march,
Global market for which it stands to parch.
Best super size the cola or you’ll be singin’ like a larch!

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Stanza of limmerick stands to be due to the inspiration of another Red Bubbler, whose photo "Fast Food Nation’’ incurred my poetique license to market with exuberance. tjc ~ ;-)

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Comments

  • Natella2020
    Natella2020over 6 years ago

    Brilliantly expressed, and very funny!

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