I have a tendency to put leaves behind my ears when I get drunk. I like it when people ruffle my hair, so I assume other people do too- but maybe they don’t. I was born by cesaerian and until I was eight I thought this was my star sign.

I’m a postgrad Marine Biology student, who’s starting to think it’s no longer what he wants to do with his life. But saying that sounds a bit whiny. One day, one day, I will move to Melbourne. I liked it when I went there last.

  • Age: 28
  • Joined: August 2008

Journal

Toby Is Going to Europe

In November. Woot.
Posted about 5 years – 5 comments

The Gay of the Triffids

I found the book in my brother’s room. I’d bought it to read on a plane once, a long time ago. It isn’t actually The Day of The Triffids, I hadn’t realised that at the time. Rather a take off, a hack sequel by an admiring author. / But it is this book, on a lazy morning, that I have chosen to read. The windows are closed against mosquitoes and salt wind. The pilot crashes …
Posted over 5 years – 4 comments

Murmansk and my Spider Wife

They have built the new tallest building in Brisbane. They have named it the Tower of Wine. I’m in a clinic on a lower floor. My wife is turning into a spider. / The doctors are running about, doing their best. But she sits there, slowly overcome by the black, pulsating cocoon. I cannot bear it any more, and flee from the room. She breaks loose and kills the doctors. I escape from her throu…
Posted over 5 years – 1 comments

Toby's adventures inside his own head (fever dream)

It began before the throat, but I can only remember as far as the that. I’ve taken refuge here because the Daleks wont find me. They seem to aggregate around the brain. Sometimes they are my immune system, and sometimes my negative thoughts. / A worker gives a shout, and a mining cart rolls down the train tracks toward the mineshaft. It’s piled high with peanut butter. It seems that&#…
Posted almost 6 years – 1 comments