Foot loose
An old silly one if you need a laugh
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Art and Stories Made For ChildrenOld Mrs Wallace received her Cyber Legs on the N.H.S.
The doctor at the time said “they are the very best”
searching for the fine print but its too small to read
Out of the ward she gathered some speed
she hadn’t gone far down the road for the bus
when her left leg started to make such a fuss
slapping it sharply only made it worse
it wiggled about and made her curse
It kicked a postman and a cat
a Policeman said ” Thats enough of that!”
It kicked him too, made him black and blue
shot off down the road and into a loo
embarrassed young faces could only frown
caught red handed with trousers down
spinning around it shot out of the loo
seems it wouldn’t stop ‘til it reach Timbuktu
Old Mrs Wallace tried frantically to stop
but she was only caught on the hop
Quickly a crowd began to chase
but they could only take 3rd place
to a motorbike cop with a flashing light
who pursued her through the day
and through the night
“You need more exercise” the doctor said
nut this is the thing that we all dread
when your legs have a mind of their own
how the hell will get home!
helene ruiz
lol..and i needed a laugh
navybrat
hahaha!!!
Christopher Bi...
lol!
RosaCobos
That is hilarant….
There is a saying in Spanish “pies….para qué os quiero!!!!!” (feet…why do I want you for…!!!!) it has not the same sense in English but it fits….
She did not know that the legs were the metaphor of all that she had wished to do from her unknown self…the “Devil” acting out as a complete meteor of unfullfilled compulsions.
And withoutknowing it….she was being…...her! for the first time.
Legs are notn only designed for walking and sustaining…many other things can be done with them….don´t you think so?
Rosa (it is good!!!!)
Jaybe
LMFAO. Excellent….