The House Bot 301
Totally self maintaining House Robot
Designed for today’s modern family home
The 301 makes cleaning more Fun
Yeah that’s what all the rhubarb said on the advert
The first day with the 301 proved to be an interesting experience
It is a little disturbing waking up
to a strange sucking sound
only to find the 301 hovering outside the bedroom door
I knew having him modeled in my image was a mistake
but the salesman said that if he was modeled in my image he would fit in better… Not too sure whose feelings he is considering here, the families, mine or the 301’s. He does have a limited personality chip which fortunately can be removed and the next time I find him singing “The Sound of Music” whilst hovering will be curtains to his chip.
Just one major word of warning never get your 301 to clean out your pets cage. My daughters hamster is still missing though the technical department say the strange squeaking he makes is just the fact that he requires an oil change.
I’ll keep you posted on this cleaning marvel…