House Bot 301
The House Bot 301
Totally self maintaining House Robot
Designed for today’s modern family home
The 301 makes cleaning more Fun
Yeah that’s what all the rhubarb said on the advert
The first day with the 301 proved to be an interesting experience
It is a little disturbing waking up
to a strange sucking sound
only to find the 301 hovering outside the bedroom door
I knew having him modeled in my image was a mistake
but the salesman said that if he was modeled in my image he would fit in better… Not too sure whose feelings he is considering here, the families, mine or the 301’s. He does have a limited personality chip which fortunately can be removed and the next time I find him singing “The Sound of Music” whilst hovering will be curtains to his chip.
Just one major word of warning never get your 301 to clean out your pets cage. My daughters hamster is still missing though the technical department say the strange squeaking he makes is just the fact that he requires an oil change.
I’ll keep you posted on this cleaning marvel…
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Jen Cannella
Oh my, he looks handy!! :)
tkrosevear
I think I’ll stick to me own self-cleaning…another awesome creation TG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clarkey
I was thinking it sounded too good to be true. I think I’ll wait until they get bugs sorted out. Great idea, love it.
Jakki O
Every home should have one :)
RoxyLust
awsome!!!!! who u gonna call DUST BUSTER!!!!!! xxxx
ToastedGhost replied
DUST BUSTER love it
atomikboy
Every housewife’s dream!!!..........I’ve seen the future!!!...haha, this is great TG!!!
RavenSoul
love this great job!
velveteagle
You take one away from this sometimes boring world.. Thanks..
Chuck..
helene ruiz
lol….if my ex…could have vacuumed…well…it would have been nice(smile)
excllent
Keith Reesor
LOL!! Very interesting and amusing!!
darkestartist
fantastic! wonderful job, love your expression, ready to get the job done…i’m waiting for the one that does windows, though…and sings Barry White ;)
ToastedGhost replied
Ah are you still searching for a “Barry Bot”. They are too rare these days. He was The First, now he’s the last and to some housewife’s he was there everything. Yes I am sorry to say that too many women got far too attached to their Barry Bots and they had to be recalled for safety reasons. The manufactures just claim they were “Doing the White thing!
bodymechanic
how kool! great look !
reflector
Very creative and funny imagery ! Brilliant !
jase8812
I need one of these!, how do I order l.ol !
owlspook
TG again a cool cool one!! (big smile) and I do love the story that goes with it (smile)
A90Six
Great work as per TG! I see you cropped out the egg whisk!
:) Tony
ToastedGhost replied
Yep the egg whisk was just dangling out of shot… so i thought better cut it off
richepix
Brilliant picture and words.
Christopher Bi...
wow, does it come with a back scratcher as well
?
great image tg…c xx
A90Six
OUCH!
Aurora Pintore
Can I rent him fot a week? I like this artwork !!!!!!
zuladairam
amazing * be careful Giger ;)
darkestartist
Yes, what can I say, I like the vintage models ;) oh, yeahhhh…........and your puns SLAY me!
butchart
but does he do windows? it could be worse… he could go around singing the soundtrack from Cats….........b
Dave Martsolf
Whoa! So cool. Don’t turn him on at dinner time if you value your pizza! Slurpppp !!!!
ToastedGhost replied
Its spagetti thats the biggest problem
Squealia
LOL did my last comment, create a little idea?? or was I just a bright spark?!!
ToastedGhost replied
Perhaps a small explosion?
seriously the house husband/robot has a lot of potential
Squealia
When I saw that the ironing one, it conjured all sorts in my head! I loved it!!! It will be a great series!!!
Squealia
Do they do different models for different age groups, ethnic backgrounds etc? LOL? Or can you get one made to order at extra cost? LOL!
ToastedGhost replied
I could make you or family into a robot/s for a small fee?
kamorphous
Awesome! Perfect expression.
DeadFish
I guess you don’t need my ‘antique android’ for your housework anymore! :D
DaveBassett
Now that’s a cool looking ‘sucker’. Nice work.
Saulite2
I need this house bot 301 ! I am dreaming about it!
Babbler
LOL,superb !
StarKatz
OH don’t remind me of the housework LOL.. yes I guess after looking at your work you COULD do almost anything.. brilliant!!