Slot head

ToastedGhost

Slot head

Slot Head
I woke up this morning with a splitting head ache only to find this large slot had appeared in the top of my head. The doctor claims I’ve been playing too many arcade games. The church wanted to use me as a collection box but were worried how they would get the coins out. I can’t walk down the road as everybody stares and my head makes this awful whistling noise when it is windy. I have taken to wearing hoods but the local mall has banned me from entering.

Is it a sign? If so of what. Will things come out of my head or go into it?
I have taken to sleeping with a piece of tape over it, since it collects fluff and I am worried it will become a home for spiders.

Maybe I should get a wig or something?

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Slot head by ToastedGhost
  • navybrat

    navybrat

    lol!

  • ToastedGhost

    ToastedGhost

    Anyone out there who wants a Zodiac creation please send me your head shots! thanks

  • navybrat

    navybrat

    but one things for sure… you collect brilliant ideas and are so vividly transposed in your art!

  • velveteagle

    velveteagle

    Money Mind.. The drug of occupation.. We can live without it if the stars become our roof.. Many thoughts.. I hope they become our own.. You provoke many thoughts.. Well done TG…

  • navybrat

    navybrat

    hey, i’m an aquarius…want my head?

  • ToastedGhost replied

    Hi navybrat
    Unfortunatley Aquarius is spoken for when he come back. Nudge, nudge…
    However the series is proving so popular I might run a second or the first guy might not come back. so…

  • Christopher Birtwistle-Smith

    Christopher Bi...

    dont do hair TG, i think tape will be fine, just get the type that doesnt stick to hard…c

  • ToastedGhost replied

    Thanks
    Hey I need your head! lol

  • Christopher Birtwistle-Smith

    Christopher Bi...

    funny you should say that TG , i just bmaild you!

  • ToastedGhost replied

    I know just got it
    Thanks

  • Gili Orr

    Gili Orr

    Great story… and image.

  • coppertrees

    coppertrees

    LOL great thoughts

  • Heather  Rivet  IPA

    Heather Rivet...

    heheh outstaing work

  • Rita  H. Ireland

    Rita H. Ireland

    He he he he he he Crazy man just love all the humor! Maybe you need to make a collection and save enough $$$$ to come and loose it here in Lost Wages I mean I mean Las Vegas!

  • ToastedGhost replied

    I have been to Las Vegas came back a gambler!
    Great trip though cross the states from NY to LA

  • susi lawson

    susi lawson

    LOve it! Hey , I think I know where the change would come out, but don’t think the church wants to go there :) Another wonderful creation!

  • Jen Cannella

    Jen Cannella

    Hahaha…what a wonderful piggy bank you make! :)

  • tkrosevear

    tkrosevear

    Cool, a sign of an OPEN-MIND…what a concept – Bravo ;)

  • Optimalxpozure Photography

    Optimalxpozure...

    LOVE all of your work!

  • Squealia

    Squealia

    great!!!

  • frogster

    frogster

    Very nice work

  • kreesor

    kreesor

    HAH!! Fantastic!!

  • justjen

    justjen

    This is cool

  • Joseph Darmenia

    Joseph Darmenia

    Very creative.

  • butchart

    butchart

    maybe a credit card slot will appear next… that would be most convenient,,,,.. and balance out the look…............b

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett

    Ha…...........love this…...........sorry to hear you have been banned from the Mall…..........lololol. Things can only improve from this point on…..........you just might end up with a wad of cash in your scone…..................... Very funny and clever.

  • Anthea  Slade

    Anthea Slade

    Wow TG…this is a brilliant self portrait. I love the ideas behind it and the image is arresting and provocating of feeling and curiousity. I like the stimulating nature of your self portraits very much.

    PS I am a gemini :)

  • Anthea  Slade

    Anthea Slade

    Whoops I meant to say provoking of feeling and curiousity.

    Should read:

    Wow TG…this is a brilliant self portrait. I love the ideas behind it and the image is arresting and provoking of feeling and curiousity. I like the stimulating nature of your self portraits very much.

    PS I am a gemini :)

  • retepk

    retepk

    Excellent as always.

  • RosaCobos

    RosaCobos

    That what is entering into you…
    should get out of you.
    Give everything out of your being.
    And let… necessity breath over the ambers of imagination.
    Then…the slot will clean..
    and the clincking will be not more….
    well…just for a while…I guess.
    Rosa (imaginative…and humouresque….as always…good)

  • SoxyFleming

    SoxyFleming

    buy a spray can of that expanding foam from the hardware shop…that should fix it

  • Antanas

    Antanas

    Glorious job, simple but beautiful idea

  • Laurie McClave

    Laurie McClave

    HE he he he wonderful work once again!

  • richepix

    richepix

    Brilliant words and picture. Be careful when it is raining

  • atomikboy

    atomikboy

    Sick…haha!!!

  • N♥RIN    ISM♥IL

    N♥RIN ISM♥IL

    you have the most beautiful mind …...

  • Verangel

    Verangel

    Now… that’s quite a conundrum then…. perhaps split heads are the way to go… on a still day, one could hear their own thoughts without much effort…. ;) externalised thoughts might be easier to process…

  • darkestartist

    darkestartist

    amazing….love the way your mind works, it’s fascinating :) great imagery….i feel sorry for the poor person who thinks you’re some kind of vending machine ;-)

  • Von McKnelly

    Von McKnelly

    Snap! Killer stuff here…really pops out at the viewer.

  • Sharon Mau

    Sharon Mau

    Congratulations on your winning entry in the self portrait challenge with this creative work of art. I love your zany sense of humour and banter in the commentary!! Aloha, Sharon

  • Gili Orr

    Gili Orr

    Congrats! voted for you, of course ;-)

  • Jing3011

    Jing3011

    Cool!

  • Stzar

    Stzar

  • colorblind

    colorblind

    cool that you got featured man
    and what you have on the side is real funny
    i like this really good idea and love the sense of humor

  • Keeli

    Keeli

    Very creative! Great work, kudos on your win!

  • Stzar

    Stzar

  • ToastedGhost replied

    Thank you very very much
    Lots of love ToastedGhost

  • Van Cordle

    Van Cordle

    Hay love your work and congratulations!!

  • Astrid Pardew

    Astrid Pardew

    Your work is awesome! What a well deserved win!

  • Astrid Pardew

    Astrid Pardew

    PS.. and your description is the cherry on the cake! lol

  • n3tzer0

    n3tzer0

    Awesome ROFL

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