I'd love to do it once with you

I’d love to do it once with you
we could negotiate some more
Perhaps twice upon the bed
And once upon the floor,
Once in the shower
Slippery with bubbles and with soap
but perhaps I am too ambitious
chewing off more than I could cope
We could lay down in the garden
That sweeps down to the sea
I’d love to do it once with you
But are you still keen on me.

I am not into being spontaneous
Can we plan what position to do?
What about the missionary
With me on top of you ?
I hit the scales at 16 stone
Your half of me at just eight
But still I think you’ll enjoy yourself
If you can tolerate the weight.
If unhappy try another or perhaps let it be
Still I’d love to do it once with you
But are you still keen on me.

If you decide to take your clothes off
Ill turn the heat on for an hour
And if you could hang and fold them neatly
Then pop in for a shower
Ill have my fluffy slippers on
my paisley dressing gown
So if possible could you hurry
When your ready, please come down
I regret Iam not the patient type
No point in beating round bush or tree
Oh I’d love to do it once with you
But are you still keen on me .

I like to finish quickly so I can nap
Before the news
Your welcome to fall asleep with me
Or pleasure yourself if you choose
Foreplays not my forte
I am anxious to just get stuck in
I never worry about the outcome
I just like to dive right in
Your beauty is not important
Who cares if your price is free
Oh I’d love to do it once with you
But are you still keen on me.

Reply.

To tell the truth I might have
But you smell and your a boar
You think women are for fucking
Like some common garden whore
You lack the generosity
Where it counts, from the heart
dismissing foreplay pleasures
you reach the finish before the start.
Beauty is internal in the spirit
If you could open your eyes to see
You can try your luck with someone else
For nay get once with me.

I'd love to do it once with you

timbuckley

Muckross Killarney, Ireland

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