Yarr! What be happenin’ Matey! This here shirt ain’t for the Lily-livered and ya’ll landlubber! For all you Corsair, Privateer, Buccaneer, Gentleman o’fortune, jack’s and even ye lass that be sailin under the Jolly Roger!
Avast! Drop the grog before you end up loaded to the gunwales and down Davy jones locker! Send some of that bounty my way. A few doubloons and pieces o’eight will grant you scurvy dogs, scallywags and sprogs the finest edumacation available to ye!
Or the next best thing: a fine shirt that proves your wit’s found at Pirate University! Don’t look like a Squiffy and show your love of the sweet trade and wear it with pride!
See ya’ll in Fiddlers Green!