Tate ©


Mildly Controversial Design, Semi Amusing Story.

This is how the story goes…

The day I designed this tee,
I went out for a few beers where I showed my wife the design. She jokingly suggested how great it would be if the actor himself saw the design. I agreed.

So when I arrived at home late that night, after the aforementioned drinks, I jumped on the net and tried to track down any kind of contact information so as I could get him this design. I finally found the email for the actors publicist. Here is what I wrote…

Hi Susan,

I’ll cut to the chase…

I’m a small time designer in Melbourne Australia, I designed a t-shirt
with the likeness of Joaquin Phoenix on it, thought he’d get a kick
out of it, searched the net for contact details and ended up here.

Here’s the link… http://www.redbubble.com/people/thetatecreative/t-shirts/2768246-1-my-kinda-crazy

If these emails give you the shits, I apologise. If this is something
you think Joaquin will get a kick out of… excellent.

Thanks for your time and for reading this much of an anonymous guys
ramblings.

Tate

To which the reply, much to my excited disbelief, was…

I want this to wear and would love to get a couple more. Can I order
wholesale? Fantastic!!!

and

Dear Tate:

I am Joaquin’s publicist and I can’t wait to show him. He will get a
real kick out of seeing. Although he would never wear this (I don’t
think) I certainly can and will. I think it would get a lot of
attention if I wear because I am so deeply associated with him. I sent
you an earlier email which you will see down the list, but realized I
didn’t write you a proper note. Love Melbourne, I was there with Heath
Ledger who I also represented for years and put on the map here. Thanks
again Tate, love the shirts, genius. I would also be happy to let the
press here know that someone (you have done this. If you send me some I
will send out to mainstream press
So you can get plug. Love them. Hope to hear from you.

Susan

Obviously I was rapt. Here was my reply to her…

Hi Susan,

Wow, I never thought I’d get a reply! I figured agents and publicists
must get this sort of thing a lot… I’m stoked that you like it.

I can certainly get some made here and ship them to you. And wholesale
would be fine, just let me know how many you would like (Mens and/or
ladies and sizes) and we’ll work something out. Feel free to contact
me anytime.

Ah, you’ve made my week!

Great to hear from you.

Tate

To which she said…

Tate:

I would like a large girls (fiitted one) and I’d like three large mens. Let me know. Thanks so much.

Susan

So I went about organising tees and worded up my screen printer. Here’s what I emailed her regarding the progress of her order…

Hey Susan,

I’ve just started to organise getting those printed just for you… They’ll be AU$25 ea, which works out to US$17.65 ea. Postage is on me. I’ll give you payment options when I send them off to you.

Very exciting.

Hope all is well in your neck of the woods.

Talk soon,

Tate

To which within minutes, replied…

I’ve got to decline these unfortunately. He was not at all amused and cautions u about using his unauthorized likeness. Sorry you had better not move forward trying to sell these Best Susan

The end.

Really, it’s not a ground breaking story, but you know… if you want to buy one anyway, here’s the link.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    YOU GAVE JOAQUIN THE IRRITS !

    You have my eternal respect for that – how close did you get to retiring young eh?

    Nice PR work Mr T.

  • Tate © replied

    heheh… you said irrits. and yes, i counted my chickens too soon.

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    What a kook! But a fun story…

    Using HIS likeness? Hell, that guy looks just like my Dad.

    Expect a letter from my father soon.

  • Tate © replied

    bring it on papa robinson!

  • KreddibleTrout

    KreddibleTrout

    yeah. looks like me too. y’know, with a beard and glasses and a tie (which I’ve never worn) but other than that spitting frikkin image. I want a piece of the sue you action! or at least help you fend off a crazy celebrity’s legal team.

    No, I AM SPARTACUS!

    ...so close though… damn. too bad celebrities are no fun.

  • Tate © replied

    you’ll be the first person i call…

  • Ross Robinson

    Ross Robinson

    Ppft! Joaquin has stolen that look from Mr E:

    Awesome story, BTW.

  • Tate © replied

    heheh… you have an image for every occasion!

  • jemimalovesbigted

    jemimalovesbigted

    Still funny the second time, still disappointing too! Ahh maybe he was just having a bad day and will come round. You should send one to Susan anyway so she can wear it to give him the shits..

  • Danny

    Danny

    tight arse yanks
    let her hunt you down.

  • rubyred

    rubyred

    That’s a great story (shame about the near miss). I can imagine him throwing a diva strop about it, what a numpty! Everyone should buy one just to pull his chain…

  • thickblackoutline

    thickblackoutlinet-shirt and design aficionado

    i was reading this. i was reading this with much excitement, and high hopes. And then it turned on me, it turned on me in such a way that can only be expressed with….
    W H A T????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think Mr Phoenix needs to have it all flushed out of him if you know what I mean.

    You should send it to his “rival celebrity” to wear, he has one doesn’t he? maybe its all of them?

    Seems like his publicist doesn’t know him so well??

  • Naf4d

    Naf4d

    Hahahaha, very funny (the last bit of the story from ‘Susan’). I feel for you though mate – must have been gutting to get that far down the line – sorry dude.
    What a big cock jockey he must be!

  • nofrillsart

    nofrillsart

    Well ya got a fine story for tellin at the bar when your next at the pub! Farkin celebs.

  • Helen McLean

    Helen McLean

    Damn man. Well Dan, you still da man.

    On a less confusing note – sorry to hear that it turned sour so quickly, especially after having the Ts arranged for printing too. Pooee to that.

  • Helen McLean

    Helen McLean

    PS: I thought it was the guy from the Goodies anyway ;o)

  • ayarti

    ayarti

    Hah, what a great read.

    The final email from Susan had the tone of someone who has just been told off profusely, lol.

    Unlucky mate.

  • catdot

    catdot

    Loved the story, and especially love Susan’s humble comment that she “put him on the map here” re: ‘our’ Heath. Anyway, it’s a great t-shirt!

  • rufflesal

    rufflesal

    Oh man! what a great story. Too bad it didn’t work out that great but still…at least you took a ballsy shot.

  • Cathie Tranent

    Cathie Tranentcommunity host

    Tosser.

  • NooneSpecial

    NooneSpecial

    Maybe some words on the tee, something like “he won’t wear it, but I would” or something actually clever. Maybe “Gimme the Irrits”. What an arsehole. Yep, I said it. Like, what’s his problem anyway? Great tshirt. Maybe choose a good guy next time. Wolverine???

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