Kidnapping by TheRift

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Rarely do people see the benefits of being over weight. Sure they may be few, but they are significant. The first benefit of course is that being fat will allow you to survive when the next ice age hits. Or alternatively you’ll be the first to be eaten, but I try to keep on the positive side of things. Secondly, fat people are harder to kidnap. Sheer physical weight and size make them extremely difficult to “snatch” or “nab” from practically anywhere. They do not fit into trunks well, nor can you easily stuff them into backseats. It’s an oft looked over fact. Now you can help to educate the world to the benefits of being heavy with this design.


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