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Bertrum, the Gentleman T-Rex by TheRandomFactor
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It’s a little known fact that the T-Rex was only aggressive and bestial because of his rage at his useless forearms, and that with useful, practical arms, they would actually be really refined and gentlemanly, like Bertrum here.

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surreal, surrealism, surrealist, weird, funny, cartoon, dinosaur, geek, nerd, kids, childrens, t rex, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaur, musical, harp, robot, bionic, arms, limbs, sci fi, science fiction

TheRandomFactor is a hideous sea creature that that has been known to devour the careless and stupid. It stands at 42 feet tall, and has 17 massively powerful tentacles, each measuring over 60 feet long. In 1986 it was responsible for starting a monster brawl after Mothra spilled its drink. This brawl severely injured Godzilla and ended in the death of aging super-primate King Kong. It dislikes the films of Paul W Anderson, and its favourite colour is red.

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  • thedisillusion
    thedisillusion4 months ago


    22/02/13
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  • Outstanding! Thank you!

    – TheRandomFactor

  • LoneAngel
    LoneAngel4 months ago


    28.2.13

    wonderful work .. many congrats on the feature

  • Oh, wow! Thanks very much!

    – TheRandomFactor

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