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Squakencluck Motors are very proud to present The all new 1981 Mark III!

The Mark III is full of the latest in 80’s technology to help you to get where you need to go and even save you from a few difficult situations!

Extendible Wings
These are stored in the sides of the car, and are activated by a button on the dashboard or via remote control.

Exhaust Duct Angle Control Unit
Activated automatically after the wings are extended. After the wings fully extend, the exhaust duct angle starts and builds up a large amount of thrust to allow the vehicle to fly and manoeuvre in any direction.

Glass Visor
A bulletproof shield window at the front of the car, it can also extend into a full dome and is 100% watertight

High Powered Suction Device
Built into the front of the vehicle to vacuum up any broken glass or nails left on the roads and blast them out from the back of the vehicle

Video Monitor
At the touch of a button this device allows you to communicate directly with any compatible system. It is also used as a navigation system with a vocal direction.

Exhaust system
The rear of the car has an incredible exhaust system to maintain it’s high performance

Extension System
This feature showcases our latest technology – through a unique manoeuverable hinged and extendible ram the wheels can be placed in almost any place – enabling the car to be driven up & down walls, trees, across ceilings etc. What`s more, the ram extends to 120ft, allowing the driver to get a good view over the vehicles or obstacles, or simply to take in the surroundings!

Loud Speaker
A specially designed external speaker system that is activating from the vehicles main control panel. It can be used for calling for help, or simply for playing your favourite music out with the vehicle!


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