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The writing from the side of the Doctors old cot, probably his name in Gallifreyan.

Also available as various prints, posters and cards

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TheRandomFactor is a hideous sea creature that that has been known to devour the careless and stupid. It stands at 42 feet tall, and has 17 massively powerful tentacles, each measuring over 60 feet long. In 1986 it was responsible for starting a monster brawl after Mothra spilled its drink. This brawl severely injured Godzilla and ended in the death of aging super-primate King Kong. It dislikes the films of Paul W Anderson, and its favourite colour is red.

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  • Nana Leonti
    Nana Leontiabout 3 years ago

    BAH I watched the ep last night again and thought of making this but you were faster xD

    Lovely job! I bet this is the Doctor’s name!

  • I was amazed no-one (that I could find anyway) had got in before me!

    – TheRandomFactor

  • Barbora  Urbankova
    Barbora Urban...about 3 years ago

    This is because you were light-fast. Very nice

  • dehvious
    dehviousabout 3 years ago

    Would you be able to this on print soon? I’d love to buy this in print

  • Done! Sorry it took so long, I sort of forgot to do it. :-/

    – TheRandomFactor

  • Riott Designs
    Riott Designsalmost 3 years ago

    I reckon it is definitely his name. It would explain how River Song knew his name when he first met her, because she read it on his cot.

    Excellent design work. :) x

  • Anastasiia Kucherenko
    Anastasiia Kuc...almost 3 years ago

    LOVE it!!

  • ofthebaltic
    ofthebalticalmost 3 years ago

    Great Shirt

  • agazugah
    agazugahover 2 years ago

    OMG it’s perfect <3

  • heymackarena
    heymackarenaover 2 years ago

    Will this be available in greeting card form soon? :-)

  • Yeah, sure!

    – TheRandomFactor

  • Narwhalicus
    Narwhalicusabout 2 years ago

    Shame about the small range of colours…

  • You want more colours? Done!

    – TheRandomFactor

  • TyrosCenva
    TyrosCenvaover 1 year ago

    Subtle. I like it.

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