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Princess Peach discovers the terrible truth about why Mario hangs out with her.

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mario, super, peach, 8 bit, videogame, geek, nerd, drag, funny, princess

TheRandomFactor is a hideous sea creature that that has been known to devour the careless and stupid. It stands at 42 feet tall, and has 17 massively powerful tentacles, each measuring over 60 feet long. In 1986 it was responsible for starting a monster brawl after Mothra spilled its drink. This brawl severely injured Godzilla and ended in the death of aging super-primate King Kong. It dislikes the films of Paul W Anderson, and its favourite colour is red.

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  • Bamboota
    Bambootaover 3 years ago

    LOL! Cross Dresser!!!

  • FOCR7
    FOCR7over 3 years ago

    …I knew it.

  • soloG
    soloGover 3 years ago

    brilliant!

  • MangaKid
    MangaKidover 3 years ago

    Very funny, nicely done.

  • Baardei
    Baardeiover 3 years ago

    Awesome!

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