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If your seatbelt makes a sound like a dolphin, I don't know what you've done. by thefinalproblem

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“Right. Your seatbelt is fastened, adjusted, and unfastened like this. [clattering noises] Hang on. Oh, no. Like—sorry, it‘s different when you’re not wearing it. Ah. Anyway, w-w-what should happen is you put the metal square bit into the metal box of matches bit until it goes click. No, no. It’s more of a kkkkch [like the sound of Velcro] No, no. It’s a [ARTHUR makes a tongue click]. No. That’s a dolphin. If it makes a noise like a dolphin I don’t know what you’ve done. Now. Your nearest exit, which may be behind you, is being pointed out by a member of the cabin crew. Probably me. Ah, the other me. The real me. Look at the real me. Now look back at the me me. I mean this me. Me. The me that’s talking. If the other me’s talking as well, then shut up, me! This is my bit!”

Oh, Arthur.

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