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How Beautiful Are Thy Buttocks! (Light) by tharook

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Unless the internet has lied to me, and the internet never lies to me, this is how you would say “nice ass” were you in ancient Egypt. So now you can wear this and compliment the posteriors of strangers whilst appearing sophisticated and intellectual. You’re welcome.

Also available in Dark text version

1Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egpyt” Alex Clayden (2012)

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egypt, egyptian, dat ass, nice ass, ass, hieroglyphs, hieroglyphics, hieroglyph, buttocks, compliment, most of my shirts dont require a reference

A time traveller from the year 2014. ISO 3103 Compliant. Possibly an owl.

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