Divorced
Model: someone who’ll do the mowing next time ;)
Many thanks to Paul Vanzella for being such a good sport :)
Photograph and processing: TOTS
Blood courtesy of Jo O’Brien
Featured in Dirty Pretty Things January 2009
This image is intended to be black humour. It is not intended to promote violence against any living being, culture or belief.
Divorced belongs to the following groups:
Dirty pretty things. and Put Out! or Get Out!!! Available for sale asGreeting Cards, Matted Prints, Canvas Prints, Framed Prints and Posters

Mel Brackstone
heh…...nice one TOTS
Tracey Mac
Was this penance for not mowing the lawn….?
You go girl…I love a bit of blood and guts…...........!
~ Ademac
Note to self…............”Don’t mess with TOTS”
Great work both of you…................great framing and the dark tones add so much narrative.
AndyGii
All this over a lawnmower. Your way too tough for me. Brilliant image though Dark and evil
clarkey
Haa, just desserts for not mowing the lawn like a gentleman should? Love the pose and rope, TotS, beautifully arranged. the dark lighting is wonderful.
Ted Widen
There’s GOTTA be more to this story than what you are sharing. Did you tell him to have the dishes or laundry done by the time you got back? :) :) Awesome job preparing the shot; the creativity is sooooo evident!
EatMeAlice
Darl, just use Hire a Hubby next time… you can always send them back and get a refund for poor performance!
I love this series, you and Paul are two of my fav RB artists… congratulations on a really good collab. : )
TextureoftheSin replied
Paul is always an inspiration and joy to work with and I consider myself very, very lucky to have done so :)
Kim Grace
Migod, just put me off mowing in my undies AND marriage…
TextureoftheSin replied
You mow in your undies?! Good grief ;)
Nala
What a wonderful and powerful image fantastic light etc lovely
HenkStolk
good acting
Kim Grace
Doesn’t everyone, Charlie Brown?
Heyman Dude
well, i guess there’s NO question of who gets the summer home
Paul Louis Vil...
Yikes! No need for lawyers here!! ;p
Great work you two! :D
shawhouse
lol, cool collab, love the lighting…. very clever blood…
Jo O'Brien
Love your take on this concept… and I really hope I never piss you off!
missheels
Hmmmm…. I thought it looked like Paul! This is an amazing piece guys, you’ve pulled it off well – all three of you. Note to self, never say no to TOTS when asked to mow the lawn :)
DarkHotel2
wow – this is so cool – caught me by complete surprise… love your processing here so much, dark, evil and sinister… everything an image needs to have…. Love how you have controlled the light.. just brilliant!
invisible
NOTHING IN AND BETWEEN:)) ..VERY RADICAL AND EFFECTIVE …SMILE !!! WHAT A POWERFUL AND CREATIVE ARTWORK !
Spiritinme
very creative INSPIRING work!
TextureoftheSin replied
Not too inspiring I hope LOL
Carla Jandelle...
if only i could send this gorgeous image to an x hubby….great fun!
Noel Elliot
Good to see something a bit different…Love it
woof
i know the feeling honey!!! LOL ;)
witchy
well done!
Roberto Duran
good work
billyboy
Wow TOTS, leave it to you to take NO prisoners! I do feel a bit sorry for Paul though… he’s been put through some pretty compromising stuff these days. But hey, we all need a bit of punishment to make us feel alive. And I LOVE the way you deal it out!!
Awesome take. Lady, you SO rock.
TextureoftheSin replied
I love your enthusiasm Billy! So refreshing :)
artist4peace
toooooo funny!
Matthew Reilly
The violence is funny because of the title!!