swollen beer rants as the blessed virgin gets behind

lawrence opened
my door
without knocking.

he was wearing
one sock
purple underwear
a batman mask

holding a beer.

he mumbled
through the
small round
air hole in the
batman mask

“lookit man
i ain’t shittin’ ya
this time!
i just seen the
fuckin’ blessed
virgin mary again!”

he pulled the
purple underwear
down around
his knees

pointed to
a large
swollen pimple
on his ass

and shouted
“THERE! TELL ME
THAT DON’T
LOOK JUST LIKE
THE HOLY MOTHER!”

he pulled the
purple underwear
back up

took a hit off
the beercan

and yelled
“IT’S A
GODDAMN MIRACLE
THAT’S WHAT”

as he slammed
the door
behind him.

- terry everton

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