getting a neighborly introduction as the pink slip threatens to fall

i walked out
into the
parking lot
of my
apartment complex
at eleven
in the morning

and all
four tires
on my car

were gone.

i had
a hangover
the size of
my entire head

a there was
a note
stuck under
on of the
windshield wipers.

it read
“thanks for
the fresh tread
asshole.”

it was written
in red crayon
on the inside of a
chewing gum wrapper

and i stood there
wondering if
my new boss
was going tro
believe this one

or not.

- terry everton

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getting a neighborly introduction as the pink slip threatens to fall by 


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