|Small Greeting Card||Large Greeting Card||Postcard|
|4" x 6"||5" x 7.5"||4" x 6"|
Some of the Lies in the design :
I wasn’t checking out that girl’s Boobs.
No, officer… I have no idea how fast I was going.
We used to date, a little.
It’s not you, It’s me.
This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.
No! I did not have sex with that woman.
I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build.
Ooohh Yeah, I was a badass on my high school football team!
No, your butt doesn’t look big in that..
Gee, you haven’t changed a bit.
The cheque is in the mail.
This offer limited to the first 100 people who call in.
Open wide, it won’t hurt a bit.
I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
I’m on my way there!!!
I wasn’t feeling well.
There is a Santa Claus, but he’ll only visit you if you’re good all year.
Yeah, you look so great in that dress.
I never got the message.
My battery died.
If you keep making that face, your face will stay that .
You’re the first thing I think about everyday in the morning.
I didn’t get your text
It was THIS BIG
It wasn’t that expensive.
It was on sale.
Hope you guys like it!