I wasn’t checking out that girl’s Boobs. No, officer… I have no idea how fast I was going. We used to date, a little. It’s not you, It’s me. This will hurt me more than it will hurt you. No! I did not have sex with that woman. I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build. Ooohh Yeah, I was a badass on my high school football team! No, your butt doesn’t look big in that.. Gee, you haven’t changed a bit. The cheque is in the mail. This offer limited to the first 100 people who call in. Open wide, it won’t hurt a bit. I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. I’m on my way there!!! I wasn’t feeling well. Delicious!! There is a Santa Claus, but he’ll only visit you if you’re good all year. Yeah, you look so great in that dress. I never got the message. My battery died. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that . You’re the first thing I think about everyday in the morning. I didn’t get your text It was THIS BIG I’m Sober. It wasn’t that expensive. It was on sale.