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Melbourne, Australia

I moved to Melbourne from NZ twelve years ago to avoid turning 30- but as the fates would have it- I still turned 30. My passion is for comedy and in finding humour in the midst of tragic pain and personal truths . I also have a real interest the use of humour for healing emotional wounds and strenghtening our survival against the arrows of misfortune.

The attached photo is from my very first gig as a stand-up comic. I was very much into props back then…….when I was four.

I hope you enjoy my collection of poems and short stories. I am a junkie for praise and an addict for feedback.

  • Joined: January 2008


" I'm come to wish you an unhappy birthday, because your evil and you lie "

Good bye old friend, twenty year history means nothing now- too many calls never made, emails never written and never sent. No pictures of each other hang any where on our walls, seperated by the Tasman and time………Days of drinking and whoring over…….“.married life.”…..respectability………family luncheons………this is ou…
Posted over 6 years – Leave a comment

"This night has opened my eyes and I shall never sleep again"

Redbubble has me once more fixated , like a wind up human clock with significant OCD traits, I’m logging in and logging out between commercials and trashy TV, counting how many views I’ve had, “has any one sent me a message”…….will I get some instant feel good validation from across town, across the ocean…..someone, a stranger will make feel connected !. …
Posted almost 7 years – 3 comments

" I was looking for a job and then I found a job, oh heaven knows i'm miserable now"

I have a had hard days night / and I’ve been working / like a dog / ……this what work does to you, to me , it zaps away your/ my capacity to be orginal, like some dizzy whore dated 1884…..throw away lines…..stolen….I hope that my lines are stolen……not whole stories but simple lines….my ..wit will be my only off spring…. / I don’t k…
Posted almost 7 years – 4 comments

Alien Abduction- extended version

I have only four minutes before i get taken away , I don’t belong here, I belong with him…. he corrupted me in my youth with offers of jelly babies and a free ride into no where in particular. / My mother said, don’t talk to strangers but I couldn’t resist, couldn’t halt my growing obsession, he occupied my mind, with his wirey frame and sharpened wits , his sneer t…
Posted about 7 years – 1 comments
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