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Yes, we were once young an played with matches, everybody’s guilty of at least being curious.


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  • ellejayerose
    ellejayeroseover 5 years ago

    i am burning with laughter

  • Haha go light some incense :)

    – tastypaper

  • ellejayerose
    ellejayeroseover 5 years ago

    i did and then somehow the curtains caught fire, then the broomstick oh and then i self combusted in all the excitement… great shirt!

  • Thanks! In my last apartment, I stupidly (gooo inner pyro) had the awesome idea of lighting an empty bottle of Purell (basically rubbing alcohol) with a cigarette lighter. I roasted my thumb on what looked like a jet engine. Nothing else caught, luckily, and my thumb healed with no scar, I got lucky, but incense will have to be my only pyro vice from now on!

    – tastypaper

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