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these are not my nipples.... by Tania  Donald

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“these are not my nipples…i’m actually wearing a large-print braille t-shirt. it says ‘stop touching my nipples.’”

i don’t know why, but this just popped into my head at work today.
i had fun photoshopping the fake nipples.
also works as a man’s t-shirt…
if you’d like to order this but want the nipples moved, just let me know.

i’m not actually expecting anyone to buy this, i just thought it was funny, with the nipples…

i think i’ve written the word “nipples” too many times now.
; )


humour, braille, naughty, wrong, nipples


  • ArtSlut
    ArtSlutover 4 years ago

    so if it’s braille then blind people would still actually have to touch your nipples to read it..but of course if they were blind then they wouldn’t even know it said anything to know they should read it would they?
    my nipples feel funny now :-D

  • it’s a zen paradox, like “if a tree falls in the forrest and no-one hears it, does it make a sound…”
    either that or it’s for when you’re worried about being assailed by blind nipple touchers…
    you’re right, your nipples do feel funny…. ; P

    – Tania Donald

  • joak
    joakover 4 years ago

    might be a bit hard tae dae yin for auld wimmin whos nipples point at the floor!..you are a nutter..lol

  • joak, the nipples are completely customisable! i could theoretically move them all the way down to the bottom of the tee! or maybe this t-shirt would give the illusion of perky nipples for those to whom gravity has been unkind. ; D

    – Tania Donald

  • Tania Rose
    Tania Roseover 4 years ago


  • then my work is done, TR : )

    – Tania Donald

  • Naylor
    Naylorover 4 years ago

    LMAO !!!!!!!!! OMG I LOVE IT !!!!
    Would have a blast watching others reactions wearing this hahahahhahha !!!! ((HUG))

  • thankyou! i would also love to see that! : D

    – Tania Donald

  • Wendy  Slee
    Wendy Sleeover 4 years ago

    very clever and a lot of fun too! LOL

  • thankyou wendy : D

    – Tania Donald

  • roybarry
    roybarryover 4 years ago

    You are so right-yours are an awful lot hairier……….

  • ssshhhhh!! blabbermouth!!

    – Tania Donald

  • Col  Finnie
    Col Finnieover 4 years ago

    Will resist spending time researching the root of the word “nipples”. I must, I must…resist.

  • now you’ve got me curious about it! go on, i want to know. : )

    – Tania Donald

  • Col  Finnie
    Col Finnieover 4 years ago

    Nup on the nip. I tried but it was pointless (ah fuck!). But t least I did find this gem sequence of comments from a bunch of dumb honkies.

  • sometimes i don’t hold out much hope for the future of humankind…

    – Tania Donald

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