NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FREAKIN' FLY-BUYS by Tania  Donald

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how many times a day do we have to answer this question? Now all you have to do is point to the t-shirt, before they even ask. ; )
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  • Care
    Careover 6 years ago

    oh I will have to get one of these.. ; )

  • it drives me crazy! especially when they just say “flor-bors?” it took me a while to work out what they were asking… ; )

    – Tania Donald

  • Care
    Careover 6 years ago

    Hahahah!!…I had to question it when it first came into our world…..and now the same people in the same shops every week ask me the same thing….Um…don’t you remember I said no the last 1000 times…
    …bet these shirts are going to fly out the door ; )

  • god i hope so. and i won’t ask my customers if they have fly-buys, that’s got to be an added inccentive to buy from me! : )

    – Tania Donald

  • Trevor Fellows
    Trevor Fellowsover 6 years ago

    Great Tee

    Trev.

  • i have wished i had one of these for such a long time…: )

    – Tania Donald

  • JohnThunderbird
    JohnThunderbirdover 6 years ago

    lol yeh bloody fly buys, where would I go?

  • yeah and how far would the stoopid points take you? unless you’d spent $5million? there’s some other thing they’ve started asking abot now too…can’t think what it’s called…: )

    – Tania Donald

  • JohnThunderbird
    JohnThunderbirdover 6 years ago

    do you carry oxygen cylinders? have they been checked? re: Qantas hole in the side of plane

  • “Do you carry oxygen cylinders? Have they been checked?” or “Is there a hole in the side of this plane?” would be a good shirt to wear on your next Qantas flight… ; )

    – Tania Donald

  • JohnThunderbird
    JohnThunderbirdover 6 years ago

    just a thought, they said some kids were turning blue?? maybe it was the oxygen cylinder that blew up used to feed the very masks that didn’t work.

  • JohnThunderbird
    JohnThunderbirdover 6 years ago

    damn,just take your own mask as you board, lol. well it’s not that funny if it was me turning blue. Maybe they could rename it “Qantas Blue” wouldn’t Branson be pissed

  • hee hee! ; D

    – Tania Donald

  • Gregoryno6
    Gregoryno6over 6 years ago

    “Not since last Saturday… I stuffed them all up the arse of the last person who was standing right where you are now.”

    Yours is probably the response I should have chosen… if you really want to annoy your lawyer, call him on the weekend.

  • i also really hate the way they say “ANY fly-buys?”…“any?” “yeah i have five.” shouldn’t they say “do you have a fly-buys card?” do we have to add gramatical insult to intellectual injury????
    you could always buy one of my t-shirts and just stand there, sternly pointing at it…avoid the police being called that way…
    and for every t-shirt of mine you buy, you accrue 100 Tengy-points, redeemable at any time for endless* gratitude and admiration from me. The best thing about them is i don’t ask you, you just get them automatically ; D
    (*"endless" is a registered concept of the Tengy Corporation, and is legally defined as one month)

    – Tania Donald

  • Gregoryno6
    Gregoryno6over 6 years ago

    And how many Tengy points do I need to accumulate before I can claim a raunchy weekend with you? And do you define said ‘weekend’ as starting sometime between dawn and noon on a Saturday, or do you opt for anytime after 5pm on Friday?
    Why am I asking such an offensive question in public? I blame my environment. I just watched Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? on DVD. That’s enough to screw with anyone’s head.

  • OMG! one of my favourite movies! there you go, you just earned 500 more points!
    i sometimes catch myself doing that baby jane shuffle around the house…i heard that at one time Bowie and Bolan wanted to do a remake of that movie starring themselves – true!
    do you like The Bad Seed too?
    and how do we define “raunchy?” raunchy like a suzi quatro video? it’s such a charmingly 70s word… : )
    and i work saturdays, so technically my weekend only starts oin saturday night…you’re gonna have to call your lawyer again to sort all this out…when you get enough points…; P

    – Tania Donald

  • Gregoryno6
    Gregoryno6over 6 years ago

    I take it you’re referring to the movie, and not Nick Cave’s band. I haven’t seen either, but the movie is on the list for future additions to the home library.
    I’ve got another Aldritch great – KISS ME DEADLY. Have you seen that?
    He used the same beach for the finale in Baby Jane. _AAaaaannnd, I saw somewhere on the web that the Negro ice cream man was played by none other than… Morgan Freeman!

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