TOLERATE LIFE'S CRAP WITH ENDURIL
From Worldwide International, the progressive drug company who brought you Swearex, comes Enduril…
Boy was I glad I had taken my Enduril yesterday. One of our delightful cu*tstomers saw fit to stand there insulting me whilst allowing her charming little dog to savage my hand.
If not for Enduril, I’d be in jail right now.
Lady, you’re the reason they make Enduril.
No, abusing a disgruntled dog-groomer whose trembling hand is clutching a pair of razor-sharp scissors and who has nothing to lose isn’t a good idea.
But thanks to Enduril, no-one got stabbed through the heart.
Now I think it’s time for my next tablet…. ; )
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roybarry
I’ll take a thousand packs please.
Can I have a dead dog impaled on a stick too, please?
Tania Donald replied
yes, and yes…and would you like a freshly killed cu*tstomer with your order, sir?
; D
roybarry
Oh please!
Don’t slice the cu*tstomer too thinly, I prefer them a bit chunky and full bodied- they barbie much better that way.
Tania Donald replied
ahhhh, right you are sir….sliced for toast rather than sandwich, as it were ; )
LostGod
god dang cuntstomers…i admire your self control darling.
Tania Donald replied
it wasn’t easy LB….. : )
Van Cordle
Cool stuff Tania : ) I like it : )
Tania Donald replied
thank you very much Van, i wish i didn’t need enduril, but i really do ; )
kamel
what a nice and cool programe I think
Tania Donald replied
merci beaucoup, mon chere kamel : )
flower68
8 hour relief from reality.LOL!Tis is brilliant darling.Now there really is a pill for everything.
Tania Donald replied
now, if we can just find a supplier, everything will be fine…. : {
kamel
cher,car chère c’est feminin…vous parlez la langue de Molière
Tania Donald replied
ooh pardon, vous etes un homme! je parle francais comme un espagnol malade. excusez moi : )
kamel
vous pensiez que j’étais une femme c’est drôle
Elysia Ranking
hahahaha!!! that is awesome
Tania Donald replied
hee hee, i really really need some of this!!! : D
NomadicGoddess
Bloody Brilliant luv am ordering by the bucket full, not for my sweet self you must understand, but for some crazy friends who I hang around with ;-)
Tania Donald replied
thanks ali, yes of course i have the patience of a saint myself, i don’t really need things like this….oh who am i kidding. i’d mainline it if i could get it!!! ; D
margpie
you are brilliant at these T’s, this is an excellent design, I love the way your mind works :)
Tania Donald replied
i’m assuming you could use some of this as much as i could..?
thanks for the lovely comments, as always sweat-pea : )
JohnThunderbird
ha haaaaaa maybe you’re closer to the truth of it. you’re a smart girly girl.
Tania Donald replied
aww, i’m blushing! this is the one i need most often….. : )
JohnThunderbird
enduril sounds like a city from lord of the rings.
Tania Donald replied
hahahahaha!