NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FREAKIN' FLY-BUYS T-Shirt

it drives me crazy! especially when they just say “flor-bors?” it took me a while to work out what they were asking… ; )

god i hope so. and i won’t ask my customers if they have fly-buys, that’s got to be an added inccentive to buy from me! : )

i have wished i had one of these for such a long time…: )

yeah and how far would the stoopid points take you? unless you’d spent $5million? there’s some other thing they’ve started asking abot now too…can’t think what it’s called…: )

“Do you carry oxygen cylinders? Have they been checked?” or “Is there a hole in the side of this plane?” would be a good shirt to wear on your next Qantas flight… ; )

hee hee! ; D

i also really hate the way they say “ANY fly-buys?”...”any?” “yeah i have five.” shouldn’t they say “do you have a fly-buys card?” do we have to add gramatical insult to intellectual injury????
you could always buy one of my t-shirts and just stand there, sternly pointing at it…avoid the police being called that way…
and for every t-shirt of mine you buy, you accrue 100 Tengy-points, redeemable at any time for endless* gratitude and admiration from me. The best thing about them is i don’t ask you, you just get them automatically ; D
(*“endless” is a registered concept of the Tengy Corporation, and is legally defined as one month)

OMG! one of my favourite movies! there you go, you just earned 500 more points!
i sometimes catch myself doing that baby jane shuffle around the house…i heard that at one time Bowie and Bolan wanted to do a remake of that movie starring themselves – true!
do you like The Bad Seed too?
and how do we define “raunchy?” raunchy like a suzi quatro video? it’s such a charmingly 70s word… : )
and i work saturdays, so technically my weekend only starts oin saturday night…you’re gonna have to call your lawyer again to sort all this out…when you get enough points…; P

hmm, kiss me deadly i think i have seen, ages ago (the one with cloris leachman running down the road in the beginning right? and the radiation and such?). i also like the Legend of Lyla Clare that he did…
you have to see the bad seed, it’s sooo good! confirms all my thoughts about how evil children are. and so many quotable quotes…

hey i checked out Montague Terrace this morning, and it knocked both my socks off, and Song the the Siren right out of my head! i’ve had the chorus on a mental loop all day. i have to get some scott walker albums!

it’s wrong, however you miss-spell it, or miss-congugate it. and if “uni” means one, why isn’t it called a “Bisexual Hairdresser”...i guess it has connotations…

JT, as you may know from my comments to Gregoryno6, my t-shirt buyers automatically score 100 Tengy points with every t-shirt purchase. these are much more valuable than fly-buys because they are instantly redeemable for my gratitude and esteem (in addition to the esteem in which i already hold you on account of your smartarse funnies ; )). isn’t that better than some condition-riddled scheme that you would never bother to redeem anyway?
if you do get it, i’d love to see a photo of you in it – pointing to the shirt and looking combative : D

well, of course, the photo isn’t a condition, merely one of many latent potential realities that may or may not play out…it would be an amusing one for me, were it to unfold thus, but, you know, as a philospher once said, “Que sera, sera.” : )

love it! maybe you could be two superheroes. one a tracey brother or other thunderbirds character, then your secret identity could be “Fly-buy Man!” now that would be a cool twist on the super-hero genre, the secret identity is another super identity….hmmm….and let’s face it, even Tracey brothers have to go to the shops sometimes, there’s no safeway on tracey island. ; )

ahhh. i see : )

i am actually thinking of buying one of these myself – every time i go into a shop i wish i was wearing it! : D

cheers Charles! maybe there should be an opposite scheme where for every time a customer is aksed this question, the shop assistant has to stamp their card…i don;t know what you would get out of it in the end, but you would have the satisfaction of wasting their time with pointless schemes and questions whenever you shop… : )

if only everyone is australia bought one of these and wore them, that would stop the question!! plus make me rich, hee hee ; )

thank you GP! i think we all need one of these! the cashiers must get so sick of asking it as well…. ; )

tell me about it. i’ve actually just ordered one of these for myself…looking forward to just pointing at it next time i’m at the register.. cheers

can’t wait to see how they react : )

thanks Van…i can’t wait till the one i ordered arrives…i’m gonna post a buyer’s booth pic for sure… : )

happy you like! i’m counting the days till mine arrives…. ; D

thanks bellmusker! when will it end??? thanks for reminding me, i must wear my shirt more often ; D

lovely, and would you like fries with that? ; D

thanks so much Tom! : DD
would you believe i wore it yesterday and someone actually asked me if i had any fly-buys?

i should wear it more – every time they ask me i kick myself that i didn;t put it on! : D

if more people wore these maybe they’d stop asking… ; D

stop, stop, you’re getting me all excited!! ; D
well i’d be happy if i sold more than two!!

thanks azzurra : DD