I'M GOING TO SLAP THE NEXT PERSON WHO USES THE WORD "JOURNEY" AS A METAPHOR T-Shirt

Tania  Donald

I'M GOING TO SLAP THE NEXT PERSON WHO USES THE WORD "JOURNEY" AS A METAPHOR

It has to stop! Now! Not everything that happens is a “journey.”
Life is not a “life-journey.” This isn’t even a word! So unless you’ve just been on an actual trip somewhere, I don’t wanna hear this word anymore! The used-by date of this particular buzzword is well and truly up – bin it!!!
God I’m grumpy today…: )

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  • alfarman

    alfarman

    i call it from A to B…..AND HAVE A NICE DAY ..is the next one

  • Tania Donald replied

    the other ones i am getting very sick of are “tipping point,” and “the elephant in the room.” if you listen to radio national, they use these phrases at least once a minute. : )
    oh, and “any fly-buys?”

  • LostBoy

    LostBoy

    take the scenic route.

  • PJ Ryan

    PJ Ryan

    do you know what i really can’t stand

    “from the get go”

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh i’ve always hated that saying.

    it makes my skin crawl

    lol

    but that’s all part of the journey i guess

    mwaahahahwahhhhhhhhhh

  • Tania Donald replied

    “back in the day” is the other phrase that makes my slapping hand twitch…meaningless. and sooo annoying!!! and i am not too patial to “bling” either! : c

  • Col  Finnie

    Col Finnie

    “Making a difference” now there’s a phrase that has me go ballistic. “I just farted. That made a difference to the atmosphere. Want me to make more of a difference?”

  • Tania Donald replied

    yeah that coporate newspeak makes me shudder…like “exit strategy.” yuck!

  • bluz2nz

    bluz2nz

    LOL take a deep breath….

  • Tania Donald replied

    can i take a deep breath and then slap? hee hee ; )

  • flower68

    flower68

    lol.for me,it’s “empowered”,and there are others,just can’t think of them right now.

  • Tania Donald replied

    i also think “infrastructure” and “governance” are extremely overused…wank words ; )

  • Martin Hampson

    Martin Hampson

    oh, this is so not fair….. i wanted my life to take a journey….. but i guess this is not allowed now!

    Oh well.

  • Tania Donald replied

    you can have the most fantastic eventful life, Martin, progressing and learning and developing, but you don’t have to call it a “journey”...or if you have to use that word, try cutting down, like you do with nicotine patches…the last straw for me was when some Australian Idol winner put out an album called “The Winner’s Journey.” give me break! sorry, i’m a little bit riled up….maybe need some journey therapy ; p

  • Ben Herman

    Ben Herman

    I like this one too. WD!

  • Tania Donald replied

    thank you ben!! nice of you to say! every time i hear that word i just want to scream….

  • JohnThunderbird

    JohnThunderbird

    man…what a trip

  • Tania Donald replied

    i was listening to radio national this morning and the presenters and guests on the various shows must have said “journey” about 500 times!!!! i love RN, but this has to stop!!! it’s driving me bananas!

  • JohnThunderbird

    JohnThunderbird

    ha “journey” used to be a great band, but it’s very new agey, hey a tshirt coming

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