If you want someone....

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mothers

…then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ..

…then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies.

…then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

…then buy a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually

…then buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness.,

…then buy a cat!

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  • Tama Blough
    Tama Bloughabout 5 years ago

    That’s not totally true, but it is still funny. Cats definitely have a bigger sense of entitlement than dogs, for sure! I heard a good definition once – having a dog is kind of like having a kid, but having a cat is like having an adult roommate from another culture.

  • Heyman Dude
    Heyman Dudeabout 5 years ago

    roomates from another culture?
    try maybe an alien culture
    did you ever try to stare down a cat?
    it’s hard if they are really into it
    almost freakishly hard
    like they were from another planet and are just studying you
    studying to see which parts are going to tatse the best

  • mychaelalchemy
    mychaelalchemyabout 5 years ago

    I have had dogs, and I have had cats…they both have their qualities and distinctions…
    dogs are more tolerant, cats aren’t so much

    once had 6 cats who all laid in bed with me, as I moved, one by one they were disturbed and left

  • Ove Bohnhorst
    Ove Bohnhorstabout 5 years ago

    LOL! cats and dogs ey! fav

  • Rosalie Scanlon
    Rosalie Scanlonabout 5 years ago

    LOL, great Taiche

  • Margaret Harris
    Margaret Harrisabout 5 years ago
    Love it.! a dog and cat owner I know exactly what your talking about
  • Margaret Harris
    Margaret Harrisabout 5 years ago
    Ok…I`m laughing here..LOL…I have a feeling when those pups start scampering around your going to be up to your ears..and I won`t say what…lol
  • Tony Mutton
    Tony Muttonabout 5 years ago

    Really, really good Taiche – I loved it

  • Karen K Smith
    Karen K Smithalmost 5 years ago

    LOL..this is wonderful, great writing!

  • MrHill
    MrHillalmost 5 years ago

    Brilliant piece..Love it….

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