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If you want someone.... by taiche

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him / and never say its not quite as good as his mothers / …then buy a dog. / If you want someone always willing to go out, at any… 222 words

Happy St Patrick's Day - XXX Limericks by taiche

A priest has sadly confessed, / That shagging young boys is the best, / If they’re in the choir, it makes them sing higher / I am telling the truth….I don’t jest. 123 words

50 Things My Hubby Knows by taiche

Yesterday I posted 50 Things About Me here / Today it’s the real deal: 50 things Brian wans to share. The funny thing is he has not read my 50 things….should be an interesting comparison.… 372 words

50 Things about Me by taiche

1. Taiche is a nickname that I was given when I was about 12…..it stuck / 2. Taiche refers to my maiden name initials ..T. H. / 3. I am a Gemini / 4. I married in 2007 ……at 29 years old / 5. By… 716 words

My Favourite 50 Paintings - From MY Portfolio by taiche

My 50 paintings that I am most proud of creating ….. / ACRYLIC PAINTING 2009 / / ACRYLIC PAİNTING 2008 / / TAICHE’S TEASE / / EARLY WORKS / / … 1076 words

Some people think that I'm quite sad by taiche

Some people think that I’m quite sad, / Some people think I’m whappy, / But I’ve got Rotties, five in all, / Each one makes me happy. 182 words

Thankyou by taiche

You are the air I breathe and my reason for living, / You wake me with memories, / And comfort me in the stillness of the night, / Thank You for being you. 96 words

Grandad Four Hearts and the Loch Ness Monster by taiche

Grandad Four Hearts and the Loch Ness Monster / Grandad Four Hearts was at the bottom of the garden. He was in his shed inventing something. He was always inventing something. Last week he invente… 554 words

Signposts by taiche

Like a child walking into the winter sunlight, / I looked but could not see. 83 words

Tree by taiche

How still the tree, yet full of life / Tall, majestic, though torn with strife. / It fights the wind, repels the rain, / Then lives to spread its seed again. 28 words

Tales for Twins - Grandad Four Hearts and Dr Who by taiche

One day Grandad Four Hearts was sitting with his cousin Doctor Who. They were drinking Caterpillar Juice and eating Polly Parrot Pizza. The sun was shining and they had heard that a zillion crocodile… 605 words

Realize by taiche

Real eyes realize real lies. 5 words

Tales for Twins by taiche

Tales for Twins / The twins were very excited. Tomorrow they were going to Alton Towers. Last time they went they had a great time. Three kids fell off the Wheel of Death and were killed. How the twi… 693 words

THIS IS TURKEY by taiche

Whilst Prov and Phil made fencing / A job that must be done, / And Anne was sipping shandy, / And showing workman’s bum, 222 words

My Forest by taiche

My forest, trees and mountains, / Are paradise in view, / But most of all my paradise / Is being here with you.. / Brian Simpson 31.10.2005 25 words

Birthday Girl by taiche

Now Ann is quite a birthday girl, / Of that there is no doubt, / And when she gets her pressies in, / She doesn’t mess about. / One year it was a motor bike, / So shiny and so cool, / She’… 132 words

When Autumn Turns by taiche

When Autumn Turns / When autumn turns to mellow gold, / When winter white is due, / Then all the colours in my mind, / Are there because of you. / When spring brings daffodils of gold, / And summer c… 119 words