One Foot In The Grave

One Foot In The Grave

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One Foot in the Grave is a BBC television situation comedy series written by David Renwick. The show ran for six series, with several specials over a ten year period, from 1990 to 2000. The series features the exploits of Victor Meldrew, played by Richard Wilson, and his long-suffering wife, Margaret, played by Annette Crosbie, in their battle against the trials of modern life. After being forced to take involuntary early retirement, the series followed the protagonist’s various efforts to keep himself busy, whilst encountering various misfortunes and misunderstandings. The series was set in a typical suburban household in a suburb of London based on Luton (although was largely filmed on location in Dorset). However, despite its traditional production, the series subverts its domestic sitcom setting with elements of black humour and surrealism.
The One Foot in the Grave theme song was written and sung by Eric Idle. A longer version was produced for the special “One Foot in the Algarve”, with a remixed version released as a single in November 1994.

ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE

They say I might as well face the truth
That I am just too long in the tooth.
So I’m an OAP and weak-kneed
But I have not yet quite gone to seed.
I may be over the hill now that I have retired
Fading away but I’ve not yet expired.
Clapped out, run down, too old to save
One Foot in the Grave.

They say I might as well face the truth
That I am just too long in the tooth.
I’ve started to deteriorate
And now I’ve passed my own sell-by date.

Oh, I am no spring chicken it’s true.
I have to pop my teeth in to chew.
And my old knees have started to knock
I’ve just got too many miles on the clock.

So I’m a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways.
It’s true that my body has seen better days.
But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave.
One Foot in the Grave.
One Foot in the Grave.
One Foot in the Grave.

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