Crazy graphic designer turned fine artist chemist unlicensed pharmacist world traveller bibliophile technophile Francophile arachnophobe claustrophobe alienanalprobe musician film buff bon viveur angry old man animal lover failed bhuddist monk part time guru full time charlatan mercenary trash collector rustic village idiot urban city slicker unpaid comedian full time lover constant fool occaisional genius…..freewhelin’ member of GenerationX still avoiding growing up

Londoner fully armed with pen paintbrush pastels and oil paint Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator and a brain. Don’t hesitate to approach, not known to bite & good around children. Loves a bone so BUY MY ART!!……[If you are looking at some of my stuff & thinking, “I’d buy that if it was a t-shirt” or vice-versa2, drop me a message, either pm me here or email me direct on spiral.thread (at) and I will make sure it becomes available.

You can see some of my recent art at:

or my graphic design work at : .

Feel free to drop me a line if you want to comission me for a piece of work, or need some graphic or web design doing.


  • Age: 46
  • Joined: July 2009