I would just like to say a BIG BIG thank you to all you redbubble members who have given me you unstinting support and kind comments.They are all very much appreciated
best regards Peter….
TWO WOMEN TALKING IN HEAVEN
1st Woman: Hello! My name is Maggie.
2nd Woman: Hello! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st Woman: I froze to death.
2nd Woman: How awful!
1st Woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the house watching TV.
1st Woman: So what happened?
2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the cellar. I went through each wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st Woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer.
We’d both still be alive.