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Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first.
“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout,-
he reads it out .”The country is in good hands under the new president,
crime is non-existent, ...
Another true story.
I was promoted at work a long time ago
I was made group buyer for the departmental store that I worked for
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On my first buying trip to the Olympia fair in London, I happened to meet the cosmetics buyer from another local store .
Whom I knew was gay because his partner worked with me.
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The first thing he said was hello Peter have you got a large O.T.B
I stammered and stuttered th…
A BORING BLOG
Time for another blog. Today been to local auction bought a box of dinky/corgi die cast models of which I know little or nothing.
Being very hard of hearing I discovered that I had misheard the lot number and also bought some collectors cards which I did not want and of which I know nothing.
So another successful day buying stuff that, I know nothing about and should be able to sell at a loss…
True story of a man with a wicked sense of humour
Many years ago ,not very long after I had been married
(I am still married to the same woman some 40 odd years later)
Sorry I am rambling again…Anyway as I was saying many years ago I was travelling home on the bus with a guy from work that happened to be gay and we were sitting on the rear seat.
He got up and went to the front of the bus to get off the stop before me.
He turned and said …
Priceless
Subject: Check before you die…or else…...!!!
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added lat…
Test for Dementia (I GOT THEM ALL WRONG)
Test for Dementia
Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly.
You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
Let’s find out just how clever you really are….
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Rude but funny email to me Plus My reply to a friend
Subject: FW: The ASDA Greeter
The ASDA Greeter
A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav, minger, woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk (a sprawling council estate on Glasgow ’s South-side) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, ‘Good morning m…
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
Subject: AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She
asked , what’s on TV?
I said, Dust.
And then the fight started
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 i…
A few more funnies (At least i think they are)
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘That’s Aboriginal.’—-—-—-—-—-
This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.—-—-—-—---
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’
I said, ‘No, permanent.’—-—-—-——
I went in to a pe…
Back from Holidays
Just a quick note of apology for my lack of replies to all of your nice comments on my work,but i have been in Cyprus for the past month.( LUCKY ME) and do not seem to have had the time to log on very much.Also have a problem uploading pictures to R-BUBBLE or anywhere else,but hope to sort it out on my return to the UK shortly
Many thanks
Peter