Learn the techniques that got one man to the major leagues. Running during an earthquake. Throwing like you don’t have an elbow.
If you haven’t seen the video Hunter Pence made for Hunter’s Hitters Youth Baseball Camp, go now. You can thank me by coming back and buying a shirt to show that you, too, are like a hungry man chasing a taco.
I made an orange version for Giants fans who get hives when they wear blue. You know how it is.
Photo credit and many buckets of thank youses go to Sara Showalter (@gidget), who is the best.