Here are some things we know:
1) Grant Brisbee (@mccoveychron) is a tremendously funny human being and also really good at writing about the Giants and baseball and stuff.
2) “Brandon Belt has slumpy shoulders / a hole in his swing / a portal to another dimension where kaiju spew forth and destroy major cities.” (Maybe that was a movie.)
3) On August 2, 2013, as the narrative continued to destroy coastal towns in Oregon, Brandon Belt went a double short of the cycle. Grant was inspired to tweet the following: "American flag t-shirt. Motto underneath: “These Shoulders Don’t Slump.”
Thank you, Grant. You’re welcome, everybody else.