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These Shoulders Don't Slump

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Small (3.0" x 4.0")

$2.40
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Sizing Information

Small
3.0" x 4.0"

Features

  • Removable, individually die-cut vinyl
  • Ideal for smooth flat surfaces like laptops, journals, windows, walls etc.
  • 1/8th" / 3.2mm white border around each design
  • 50% discount on 6+ Small stickers

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Artist's Description

Here are some things we know:

1) Grant Brisbee (@mccoveychron) is a tremendously funny human being and also really good at writing about the Giants and baseball and stuff.

2) “Brandon Belt has slumpy shoulders / a hole in his swing / a portal to another dimension where kaiju spew forth and destroy major cities.” (Maybe that was a movie.)

3) On August 2, 2013, as the narrative continued to destroy coastal towns in Oregon, Brandon Belt went a double short of the cycle. Grant was inspired to tweet the following: "American flag t-shirt. Motto underneath: “These Shoulders Don’t Slump.”

Thank you, Grant. You’re welcome, everybody else.

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