These Shoulders Don't Slump by swiener


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Here are some things we know:

1) Grant Brisbee (@mccoveychron) is a tremendously funny human being and also really good at writing about the Giants and baseball and stuff.

2) “Brandon Belt has slumpy shoulders / a hole in his swing / a portal to another dimension where kaiju spew forth and destroy major cities.” (Maybe that was a movie.)

3) On August 2, 2013, as the narrative continued to destroy coastal towns in Oregon, Brandon Belt went a double short of the cycle. Grant was inspired to tweet the following: "American flag t-shirt. Motto underneath: “These Shoulders Don’t Slump.”

Thank you, Grant. You’re welcome, everybody else.


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