sweetscent62

House of pain, “jump around” to listen to, followed by a gallon of spiced rum, ta!

Cheers:)

Here you go start off with
this

And mine is Bacardi and Diet Pepsi ice and a slice . Please!!!

The only pole dacing he woul be doing is if someone rammed it up his a…......................
arm lol

Hi SWEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas Hun:))))))))))))))xoxoxoxox

I can see this party getting very silly , It is only 12 noon here .

LOL never seen one that bloody long before…

What time is it there Trena??

The music needs cranking up , I am having touble hearing it over here .

Oy… crank up the music for Irene will ya…

Hi Wendy, How ‘bout a little Drambuie on the rocks. A little early to be starting here. Not even breakfast time yet, but we are snowed in here. Hahaha.

Thank you, Sweetie! Yummmm, so tasty. You saw our weather on your TV? Wow! I am impressed! I knew that we were national news, but I am surprised that it made the international news. Worst snow storm in 40 years. It can stop anytime now. It is 4:45 AM here and snowing again.

OOOH am making my “Creamy Woody” as we speak! [Just as well it’s summer here lol]
that is 4 parts Woodstock Bourbon, 4 parts coke and a ball of vanilla ice cream! mmmmmmmmmmmm
And blokes Cougar Bourbon is acceptable … then you get a Creamy Puss…... {BLUSHING!!!} lol

first of 8 shortbreads out of the oven – off to put in Number 2 now!
♥

Would love a Baileys on ice….sounds like a great party, there’s never a bad time to have a good party!!! And no time like the er…”present”....... Merry Christmas Wendy!!!! andhow lucky is Marjorie!! Snow!!! that would be the most amazing christmas for us out here in aussie land!!! (makes a change from heat, dust, flies and bbqs, beaches and thongs…. lol)

I am back had to go and accept a huge bouquet of flowers from a man at the door .
I am ready for another drink , No cock .. tails here then ?

Where is Dick ? has he passed out ? Men they can’t stick the pace .

What music? How about Stille Nacht?

I don;t drink so can I have some Fruit Juice?

hahahahahahahah …. one Bourbon spider coming your way Mr D☺
actually they do taste a bit like Baileys on ice once you cream them up! lol

Here is some more music
Here

Adgray… the Dick is up and raring to go….and he wants a creamy pussy…..

That is wrong for sooooo many reasons… lol

This is fun =)

Whispers to Angela.. I told you didn’t I? ; )

I would like a vodka pepsi max if you have any, as for sounds what about O holy night by Celtic Woman thankyou for posting/hosting a party for all :)
Merry Christmas to all :)

Just watch him Angela , he is in a very naughty mood.

Me? a sexy babe? haha =) Now you made me laugh for real!

Thankyou Wendy, i hope Dicks wife doesn’t find out about this party LOL

I thought his wife should be there too!

If you insist Rich i will have another vodka, what is your tipple?

Oh heck lock the booze cupboard Micheals here .

Hi Micheal , I thought you where on the wagon ?

Now how is that for a welcome dear Irene, LOL May i fetch you a drink and a mince pie?

No Irene i said i was going to be in the Wagon, it is a lovely pub, nice atmosphere :)

Hey Dick shall I drop Catherine a Bm and ask her to the party ?

Oh no Dick is going to be sleeping in the shed tonight :)

I’m passing around the Cashews… anyone want to nibble Nobby’s nuts?

Awwwwwwwwwwwe!!!!!!!!!! Let Him Have Fun Irene Heeee Heeeee!!!!!!!!! I’ll make sure he gets Home:))))))))LOL!

I thought it was odd you giving up the booze .

Hey Trena …. [Hi I’m Chookas incognito lol] ..... How do you make those picture thingys?
And if you turned the beer dark & made the head just a weee bit more creamy … you’ll have my Creamy Woody/pussy drink lol

I brought some Chocolates, and since they are Fantasy Chocolates, you can have as many as you like and you won;t gain any wieght

I have brought some friends back with me , is it ok?

Don’t Forget I have the Fun Bus If Anyone needs A ride Home LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I only nibble the cashew ones …. but I love licking chocolate off the macadamias ☺

Irene I have to go and be Santa… (shhh) can you hold down the fort while I’m away please luv….? I’ll be as quick as I can… x

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah Irene Thank You:))))))))))))))))))))))))))xoxoxox

How i wish my name was Nobby LOL

Who are they Irene—your friends, I mean?

The ones you just brought…

OH MY GOSH…........i’LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN…!! ; )

Here he is found him outside .

How can you give up booze when the industry is in such a state, i am keeping thousands in work, just think how selfless i am Irene :)

I have no idea Angela , probably a pop group.

hahahahaha…. no more Creamy pussies for him!!

He must have drunk a lot of wine in a very short time

Well that is one way of looking at it Micheal . Someone has to do it why not you . from what I have heard you drank the Tyne dry , lol

Must have gone straight to his ears . lol

Only the south Tyne so far, i will start on the North Tyne in the morning before the turkey goes in the oven :)

Do you suffer badly with a Virtual reality Hangover? or is it just all mind over matter? ☺
If we don’t mind it don’t matter ☺

Just found this guy hanging around outsie so I asked him in .

South Tyne? North Tyne? it all sounds rather Tynny to me lol☺

Looks a bit of a party pooper to me Irene, can’t enjoy a drink and look like that, he should be more like Dick LOL

No fighting over him ladies , I saw him first .

Irene is very generous about inviting people =)

Why Micheal ?

How do you stick glitterfly things on here?

Well the more the merrier Angela , especially if they look like him.

I’ve got a dirty joke, who wants to hear it?

Where did you come from ? Did Micheal tell you about the party /

ooooooooooooh Mick likes dick? lol {BLUSHING PROFUSELY!!!!!!!!} .... err umm ….. I meant that ….
oh forget it! have to go rescue shortbread #2 & organise woody #2 too lol – at this rate I’ll be drinking creamy shorty’s & making wooden bread …. ?
lol☺

Yes go on then .lets hear it.

It is a mighty river Alyssa, the Tyne used to be THE river for shipbuilding, click HERE it is being sung by a local actor/singer who used to work in the yards.

meemeemeemeemee – love dirty jokes!
Please not the boy in the mud one though <(

I think adgray has had a few more than us . lol her mouth isn’t working properly .

Where is the hostess with mostest . Has she passed out ? probably outside with Dick.

What has happened to David ,I thought he was going to tell us a joke .?

Well Irene they are a few hours ahead of us on the drinking front LOL
No wonder the hostess and Alyssa are in trouble.

Does anyone mind if i wear my tiara?

Great party all! As usual, I’m late, and it’s a pity I can’t stay since I have just finished celebrating for real, (we Germans do it Xmas Eve…then again Christmas Day, and then again Boxing Day, and so on and so forth)....and I really, really need my beauty sleep so I can party on tomorrow and the next day and the next.
Have a great time guys, & have a fee drinks for me! Merry Christmas all…and remember, if ya can’t be good, be careful!

M xx

Here she is , I found her outside trying to arouse Dick .

oh bloody help!
I hate youtube my PC is t o o o o o o o o o s l o w for it!
Hum it for me and I’ll sing along!
Love rivers tho – prefer a river to the grotty bloody salty beach any day!
♫ rolling down the river on a sunny afternoon ♫
[cept it’s 1:15am here lol]

Micheal if you want to wear your tiara , go ahead sweetie .
What happened to David.?

Tell her to leave Dick i will look after her for you Irene :)

No idea where David went, he may have fell off his step ladders and can’t get back upto his computer on the desk :)

A guy goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. My penis is orange.” Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy’s penis isn’t orange. Doc tells the guy, “This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person’s life.”

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, “How are things going at work?” The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, “No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I’m getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy.” So the doc figures this isn’t the reason.

He asks the guy, “How’s your home life?” The guy says, “Well, I got divorced about eight months ago.” The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, “No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch.” So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, “Do you have any hobbies or a social life?” The guy replies, “No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheese Wotsits.”

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You people are rude and disgusting. Seems like I found the right place.

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet
on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said,

“I’m so sorry, your pet has passed away.”

The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure?

“Yes, I’m sure. The duck is dead,” he replied.

“How can you be so sure”, she protested. “I mean, you haven’t done any testing
on him or anything.

He might just be in a coma or something. The vet rolled his eyes, turned around
and left the room.

He returned a few moments later with a black labrador.

As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put
his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a
beautiful cat.

The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its
tail and back again.

The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely,
100% certifiably, a dead duck.” Then the vet turned to his computer terminal,
hit a few keys,
and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “£450!” she cried. “£450” just
to tell me my duck is dead?!!”

The vet shrugged. “I’m sorry. If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would have
been £30.
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But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up.”

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
very good David , now get yourself a drink .

People who have the set of HP are lucky.

Who put their nuts in the glass of beer?

Get yourself a Drink Darren I think the hostess has disappeared.

I do not even understand the rude jokes.

Oh dear David and you were doing so well . lol

So I found some comprehensible joke[ here it is and I hope people will like it.

The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

3. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. While he’s in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say “We hate Christmas,” and “Go away Santa”

7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

8. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you’re sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

9. While he’s in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn’t have missed that last payment, and take off.

10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.” Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, “For Santa”

11. Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”

12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

13. While he’s in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa’s sure to see them. Go outside, yell, “Ooh! Look! A deer! And he’s got a red nose!” and fire a gun.

15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you’ve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

17. Paint “hoof-prints” all over your face and clothes. While he’s in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you’ve been “trampled.” Threaten to sue.

18. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

Kojak says to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?”.

He was asked “How flexible are you?”.

He says . . . “I can’t make Tuesdays”. lol

I’ll have to skull it becuase it’s 1.30am here in Melbourne.

Merrry Christmas folks and thanks for the giggle.

Gee, Paris looks alright. No, I must go.

ciao.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hic
I like that one lol

Heya Marky glad you found us!! ☺
Do you like Bourbon? Want a creamy pussy?
know any jokes? ☺

Dang it Darren you’re not Mark lol

G’day mate anyways – want a creamy pussy? ☺

I’ve got some Baileys here, and it’s going down a treat . . . good job I haven’t got a turkey to stufff lol

Creamy pussy, it’s been a while since I had one of them, aye.

PS
In my last joke, Kojak = Michael Oubridge . . . sometimes known as Lofty. lol

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So anyway . . . . . Why are Hurricanes called after women?

Coz they are wet and wild when they come and they take your friggin house and car when they leave.

=( The Glitterfly pictures do not like me

David do you know there are 21 things you can get away with saying at Christmas . ?

LOL Hey short arse, hows it going, has santa given you time off from the elf factory?

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, “Y’know sumptin womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.

Bell 1 rings – we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings – we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings -we jump on de ingine and we’s ready to go.

From now on womon, when I say, ‘Bell one’ I want you to strip naked.
When I say, ‘Bell two’ you jump on de bed.
When I say, ‘Bell three’ we’s gonna mek love all tru de night girl.”

The next night, he came home and shouted, “Bell One” and the wife stripped naked!
“Bell Two” and she jumped on the bed!
“Bell Tree” and they started to make love!

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, “Bell Four !!!!”

“WOMON . What de hell is ‘Bell Four’?” he asked.

She replied, “Roll out more hose, mon, you ain’t nowhere near de fire”.

No Irene I don’t, what’s the 21 things? lol

ROFLMFAO David, glad you told that one :)

He heh . . . all right Michael.

Yeah, I got time off for good behaviour.

Here, have some Sherry. :-)

Sorry heard this one David.

Put a vodka in the sherry :) HIC

I have emailed it to you .

Hold the fort Micheal , I have to feed my dogs , back in a mo.

Knock! Knock!

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
40s or early 50s.

“May I help you?” she asked.

“I want to see Valerie,” the man replied.

“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the
madam.

“No. I must see Valerie,” was the man’s reply.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man
that she charged $1,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred
dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went
upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding
to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that none had ever come back two
nights in a row-too expensive-and there were no
discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man
pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone
was astounded that he had come for the third
consecutive nig ht, but he paid Valerie and they went
upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man. “No
one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where
are you from?” she asked.

The man replied, “South Carolina.” “Really” she said.
“I have family in South Carolina.”

“I know,” the man said. “Your father died, and I am
your sister’s attorney. She asked me to give you your
$3,000 inheritance.”

The moral of the story is that there are three things
in life that are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.

That is my third try at posting a Glitterfly thing =( All this adulty stuff is confusing me, I wanted to post a pretty picture =(

Oh look! And guess who drew it! =)

I hear there is a party going on, I was hoping to find a sexy man who can give me a creamy pussy, I have heard they are all the rage here and I will have a bacardi to drink while your there. Trace xx Adgray sent me ;)

Here’s a joke .
For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally…..
“Circumcised” (this is priceless!)
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his “private part” hanging out.
“I thought I told you to call your mom!” she said.
“I did,” he said, “And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she’d come and pick me up from school.

Hello David:))))))))) I see you Made it to the Party:)))))))))xoxoxox Did You Want Me To Find My Mistletoe Again?????????Muwah!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is Wen? I just read the Terms Of Service on Glitterfly, and they say you cannoy change the linking code, and I did chenge it so that it would work on RB, and now I need my Glitterfly picture deleted!

oi No secrets in the party room!!!
Irene is bmailing David in the back room!
I need another woody!
Hurry up bloody shortbbreads <(
geeze I wish I didn’t drink faster than I bake <(

How come they have got your art on there Angela?

I feel like I am turning into a party pooper by now…

I will take a shortbread if you have any spare Alyssa, so i can soak up some vodka :)

You can Glitterfy your own picture!

It;s called Glitter Maker

HiTrace get yourself a drink it is free. anything you like .

Heeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our hostess is playing with Santa , at least I think that is what she said .

Tossing shortbreads about! ...
These are the broken ones lol I cant give these as gifts lol eat up sweeties
there are traditional ones and chock chip mint ones ☺

Hi Cougarfan are you still standing .?

Look Irene, the Mistletoe is right above you!

MMMMmmmm very tasty, even nicer dunked in vodka pepsi max.

May i Irene??

Hey Trena, how ya doin???

Oh yes please I love chocholate chips . better than potato chips , not as much fat .

Yes I am LOL!!!!!!!!!!!:))))))))))))))))) I’m doin’ Good Mike….........How About You?????

I think I ‘ll have another cabardi and boke if that’s ko .

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think Your Flagged Irene LOL!

No plenty of go in the gold bog yet .

I got kicked out of the party and I am not even drinking haha…what did I do? May I come back in?

Heya Trace glad you made it !! ☺
But what you want a creamy Pussy for ??
There’s Creamy Woodies for the gals ☺

Sure Angel

Who kicked you out . ?

I’m back! did anyone miss me?? : )

I want a man to GIVE me a cream pussy followed by a cream woody,
No I haven’t changed teams although it has been awhile.
I nne a drink too. and some shortbread. xx

Ah she was playing with Santa but he has moved on to the next house , lol

I missed you

I have been looking after the guests , for you .

I don;t know who kicked me out. I got timed out of RedBubble or however you say it

Maybe I was hogging too many sweets here =)

I bet Wen has sobered up?

Dick had some urgent business In the pub .

I have to go do some chores. How much longer will The Party last? It would be fun to come back.

`Okole maluna ….....................................Bottoms up
MERRY CHRISTMAS…................TO ALL DOWN UNDER….........

I found them hanging around outside ,so I invited them in , hope you don’t mind .

I’ve been helping Santa with his big sack ; )...he was very appreciative…

Hey Merry Christmas to all of ya bubblers on the great country of Australia!!!
May you and yours have a merry christmas and an even happier new year!
Cheers!!!

What did Santa bring?

Was it heavy ?
I think rb is drunk it is running very sloooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

Hey get yourself a drink it is free. anything you like . Angelphotozzz

Thank you I’ll take a big old Margerita!!!!!!! lol

Ah all say ahhhhhhh for Wendy , Santa had nothing in his sack for her .

I must truly go to do chores now…big hugs for my friends.

Is Santa all done Wen? I’ve been in ad out like an overworked piston & still feel like I’m not getting anywhere! <( I still have 5 1/2 shortbreads to bake – lol Michael ate them all! lol …. well all the broken ones! lol

geez, glad you guys are having fun… some of us have to work today… and tomorrow.. :-(

merry christmas guys….

Catch you Later have a nice Christmas Angela .

Hello hell, i’m back again . . . there was a knock at the door . . . bloody Jehovah’s witnesses . . . I says, “I never even seen the accident . . . go away . . . leeeeeeeeeeave me alone for Gawd sake.

Are you talking about me ahhhhhh my santa already looks like he’s been partying already so I am way ahead of ya lol

Okay….........I just stopped in for one drink….........I have miles to go before I sleep….....
(Oh no I may have given my identity away….........ho ho ho Merry Christmas to all)

Forget about work dogbreath and have a drink .

So anyway . . . A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks “What are you doing?”

She answers, “I’m moving to Southend. I heard prositutes there get paid £100 for doing what I do for you for free!”

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he’s going he replies “I’m coming too, I want to see how you live on £200 a year”

Whadidyado to score working through Chrissy Doggles?

lol Dave they are good in a bad kind of good way lol

adgray . . . me no understand wat you speaky about . . . you not know speak in Engerish? LOL

Hey Dave …...
when I was a teenager [back in the 70s lol] my sis and I got our house off the Jehovah’s list lol
I don’t think you could pull it off tho <(

Well sweetscent62 . . . sorry I can’t remember your name . . . BUT . . . lol

Get out of the way Wendy .

I spent a few hours the other day making loads of smilies….

For Michael =

LOL Our Twintub has printed on the spin dryer lid “Place Plastic Basket lid on clothes to save form FRYING out!” lololololol – true dinks lol it’s obviously made in Taiwan! lol

Gosh he is a sweet talker that David fellow .

Irene, love of my life . . .

Hahahaha…

No if it was made in Taiwan it would say flying out .

O M G DAVID!!!!!
H O W! H O W! H O W!!!!!
You must teach me how to do the cutie emoticon sign thingys!!!!!!
AWESOME!!!!!

Any time David . x

Hahahahaha.. wooohoo..Looks like your lucky night Irene ; )

Who remembers the Pepsi advert from the 70’s?

Dang it Shorty swap time out with the hot in with the pressed …. ???? oh forget it! trust me I know what I mean and you love the taste of them so whadyecare? lol

I’ve been on a diet . . . lost a bit of weight too which I am happy about.

Now I am down to 17 stone. I wouldn’t mind but I’m only 5 foot 2 . . . and the next person who calls me a little fat bastard is in trouble, ok!

lol

No the love of my life will be here later . It was him that told me about the old farts club .
Do you think he is trying to tell me something . ?

hahahahahahaha…

David is telling porky’s , he isn’t 5ft 2” he is only 4ft 11”

DANG BLAST & BYJJER BUM!
I cant get the bloody thing out of the dang pan! gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmfgbvkytrytrjgxjgdkhcfxbmfchmfvn vbnvkhgflufgjvkhgfvrbfm!
tempted to pass it about with a spoon! lol

So anyway…..

I went to the doctors. He said ‘I’d like you to lie on the couch’. I said ‘What for?’ He said ‘I’d like to sweep the floor’

Us Aussies didn’t get Pepsi till we got KFC
I don’t like Pepsi – it makes me make nasty noises !!!

David , you are crazy .
My friend went to the doctors and he had to have an examintion up the rectum and he said to the DR are you going to send me flowers afterwards .

Do you remember those little sweet buns KFC used to have when we were kids?

I do love some nice little sweet buns ; )

No !

MMMMMM i am back, bloody internet kicked me off. Did i hear some one mention passing the cookie bowl round????

lol haha, you’re all mental.

I’ve got a good one but dunno if it is suitable to put on here, a lot of swearing and rude things in it.

Here have some strawberry shortcake

You might upset someone david , with the rude things lol.Did you read your email ?

I haven’t read any emails today Irene or bubblemails on here either. I see 19 bubblemails waiting for me . Hmmm, I wonder if there will be anything interesting in there?

I doubt it , the email is the 21 things .

Well guys I hate to love you and leave you…but it’s almost 3.30am here and I’ll be up in a couple of hours… Big Christmas hugs and kisses to you all!!! MWAH…MWAH!! XOXOX

Sweet dreams Sweet :)

I am off too , have to eat before I fade away to a warehouse . have a great day tomorrow everyone , happy Christmas , it has been fun .
Love to you all xxx

OK, since this is Wendys page and she says “go on” regarding the joke here it is. If Wendy wants to delete it then ok by me. I will put it further down so do NOT scroll down and read it if you are offended by swearing. Don’t read it then complain after reading this warning, ok. :-)

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An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon. Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window ‘Pianist wanted for evening performances’.

‘Fucking get in there you cunt!’ he says to himself and goes to the bar. ‘Get the fucking manager of this pigsshite middle class wank hole you bastard’, he says to a somewhat startled barman. The barman however obliges and his manager comes upstairs. ‘Can I help you sir?’ he says

‘Yes you can you fat piece of shite, I saw your poxy advert in the fucking window and I’m here to audition….. waanker.’

The manager is naturally put off by the man’s abrasive manner but his dire need for a top class pianist forces him to agree to an audition. The first tune the Pianist plays is an uplifting jazzy number, not too involving, yet utterly melodic. At the end the thrilled barman cries, ‘Wonderful, wonderful. What was that called?’

‘That song, you big nosed fuckwit, was called “Excuse me prime minister but I just jiizzed in your daughter’s eye, and now the bitch is blind…’

‘Oh’ says the manager ‘err, can you play me another. Something a little less “lively”.’

‘Wanker..’ interjects the pianist before launching into a powerful ballad which leaves the manager in tears. The manager through his salty teardrops asks him the title.

‘That little number was called “Sometimes when you do a bird up the arse you get crap on your cock.’

‘I see’ says the manager, ‘Have you got any songs with less offensive titles?’

‘Well there’s my jazz number “Do you want me to split your ringpiece”, or there’s the epic “I don’t care if you’re older my dear, you’ve still got nice jugs”.

‘Look’ says the manager interrupting, ‘I think you’re a superb pianist but the title of your songs are a little “racy”. I will hire you on the condition that you do not introduce your songs or speak to the audience.’

‘Fuck it’ says the pianist ‘Why not’.

On his first night everything is going superbly the crowd are lapping up his repertoire and his silence is being received as modesty. The only thing putting off the pianist is that in the front row there is a gorgeous blonde in a black evening dress with a split up the side revealing the tops of her stockings, and a plunging neckline which boasts a proud and inviting cleavage. During the interval the pianist has got such a stonking hard on that he decides to go to the bog to have a wank.

Just as he has shot his load he hears himself being re-introduced over the tannoy, so he rushes back to the stage and finishes his act. After the show he is at the bar relaxing when the blonde approaches him. ‘Hi’ she says. ‘Hello’ he winces, struggling to hold in the expletives.

She leans over and whispers in his ear, ‘Do you know your dick is hanging out of your trousers, and spunk is dribbling onto your shoes?’

‘Know it?’ says the pianist putting his beer on the bar confidently, ‘I fucking wrote it !!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCK!!
SO WHADIDIMISSWHOMISSEDME?????
lol ♥

So I have just got here and everyone goes, ah well I’m off for a cup of tea vicar. LOL
Merry Christmas everyone be safe. Tony

hahahaha what a joke to come back in on! lol
So the hostesses piked it huh? and I have 3 1/2 shorty rounds to bake still!!! <( blimey some party poopers they are lol

Nighty Night Sweets:)))))))))))) I’ll probably be on when you wake up lol~!!!!!!!!!! It is only 11:43 am Christmas eve here LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am still here just, hurry up with those shortcakes though, the alcohol is winning the fight :)

4.45pm Christmas eve here Trena :)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m just starting LOL!!!!!!!!!! After playing elf in the toy Dept at work last night:))

Hey….......... I guess everyone went home:(

Begining to look like it Trena, would you like another drink :)

A guy walks into the Psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.

The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

LOL

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me “Can you give me a lift?”

I said “Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.”

Okay Ladies and Gentlemen, I bid you all farewell.

I thank you for your hospitality.

Bye bye :-)

Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They’re both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, “What’d you get your wife this year?” He says, “A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring.” The poor man says, “Why’d you get her both?” The Rich man says, “If she doesn’t like the ring, she can take it back happy.” The Poor man says, “O.K. That works.” The Rich man says, “Well what did you get your wife?” The Poor man says, “A pair of slippers and a dildo.” The Rich man says, “Why’d you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?” The Poor man says, “If she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!”

I’m on break… is this party still going on?... are you guys all drunk and passed out by now

Make mine an Australian Shiraz please, 2002 or older. Kings of Leon for the music..

For those of us who haven’t got to Christmas day yet, track Santa here

Shalom!

Mark

Cheers my friend.. are you still awake? Merry Christmas and may the true spirit of CHRISTmas fill your heart and your home! xoxo rhonda

OK…I’m back! : ) 13 hours later…But…I did come back! Merry Christmas everybody!! : D

Hi Wendy, it is Christmas here now LOL

LOL Thankyou, i had a great time at your party, even after you disappeared LOL

hahahaha.. yeah… occupational hazard when you’re Santa I’m afraid.. you do alot of dissapearing!!

Hi Wen. Hope your day was filled with all the good things about Christmas. Looks as if this page has been lively, excpt for the last few hours – everybody is probably too poopped with food & wine to write anymore. I’m just back home from the days Christmas rounds – I’m just starting to enjoy Christmas again after years of being in the social wilderness. Starting to really appreciate family and friends again.
Hope you had plenty of love around you today.
xoxox Paul

Hic, where did everyone go, i went to get more chocolate and everybody went home :(

Any milk chocolate, from Mars bars to Twirls, Cadburys Caramel to Kitkats LOL I hope the cyber bar will be restcked in time for the party, i have a real thirst on me this year :)
All the best to the hostess with the mostest Wen :)

This has hilarious reading!!!!! ROGLMAO!!!! Missed the party – because I was away – but caught up now!! Great fun :))))

Oh most excellent!!!!!!!! lol… I will be pissed by the time everyone else arrives!! :)))

Now you’re getting the idea ; ) ..lol

WOW!!! I haven’t been on RB for almost a week now & I missed a “down & under” part-ay!!! Just for the record Wen…I would have had a rye & ginger on ice - music would have been Jack Johnson!!! :(
My bad for disappearing when everyone was having a blast. Won’t be missing the next festive occasion :))) xoxoxo

Please pass the vodka pepsi max dear Wen and a bar of chocolate :)

we must have been seperated at birth sister :) LOL

LOL It was a strange childhood :)

You do realise you’re at two parties of mine don’t you? .. we’re having a new years one just down the road…. and I’ve seen you there too! LOL

I prefer the quiet ones to start with my dear, but i will cross over if you would like me there LOL