Solid Advice: Part 2
My vitriolic-yet-practical rampage against proverbs continues.
Solid Advice: Part 2 belongs to the following groups:
All Things Poetic, Artistic, Philosophical, Lesbian and Bi-Women's Art and The Word TreeFlattery will get you nowhere, which is why I always lead with cash.
Fortune favours the cookie.
He who laughs last laughs longest, but we all know he didn’t get the joke.
A problem shared is usually on Oprah.
All that glistens is not gold. Especially at a strip club.
If you can’t beat ‘em, decide on a safety word.
Boys will be boys. That’s why I’m gay.
History repeats itself, as does fast food at 3am.
If beggars can’t be choosers, why did a homeless guy throw my 50 cents back at me and call me a cheap cunt?
Home is where the heart is. Work is where you’ll find the arseholes.
roybarry
I really think this may be my new mantra…....
Suzanne German
this is so so good and funny! i thought that he who laughs last laughs best !!!
but i like your take on it!
jtaft
I want to print this out and pin it up on my wall! So witty and fabulous jodie
Soxy Fleming
this probably needs a part two I think….
Leith O'Malley
My new 10 rules to live by SS..
You made me laugh out loud :)
T. Mick Donald
great sarcasm, synicism and houmour wrapped into a tidy, edible litte niblet.