The Strip
Musings of a popular culture-filled subconscious.
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All Things Poetic, Artistic, Philosophical, Lesbian and Bi-Women's Art and The Word TreeI had dinner with Susan Sarandon, Mary Louise Parker and Meryl Streep last night.
We were eating the entrée when they told me they were tired of dying on-screen.
I called them The No Luck Club
And they laughed a little too loudly.
Jack Nicholson sent over a bottle of champagne and a side plate with one of his eyebrows on it.
I put it in my handbag alongside Tom Cruise’s front teeth
(but that was more of a peace offering than a souvenir because of the whole “Nicole” debacle)
My dinner arrived
- recommended to me by a supermodel with cheekbones that sat in her eye sockets –
and a struggling actor posing as a waiter offered me oral sex and black pepper.
Meg Ryan told me it was the town specialty.
Julia Roberts disagreed and their lawyers reached orgasm.
I ate too quickly and felt guilty but Dr. Phil gave me a quick pep talk and I bought a multi-coloured ribbon to support/condemn/eliminate a cause/organisation/life-threatening illness.
I was halfway through dessert when Madonna tried to tongue me.
I really admire her, but she never should have gone into acting and I told her as much.
Maybe I was a bit harsh.
Angelina Jolie concurred before jumping off the roof of a moving limo,
And leaving me with groupies who didn’t belong to me.
I smoked a Menthol cigarette with Al Pacino and glanced in the rearview mirror.
Sunset Boulevard looked a lot like my bedroom.
Lila Alias
Very Very VEry cool!! Witty… and so very present! Wonderful work! Seems like I am turning into a fan of yours!! (:
bellmusker
Wonderful!
I ate too quickly and felt guilty but Dr. Phil gave me a quick pep talk
This made me laugh out loud.
I really admire her, but she never should have gone into acting and I told her as much.
Maybe I was a bit harsh.
Ah, don’t forget “Desperately Seeking Susan” – her only stellar role.
And as for Angelina Jolie’s groupies….well, if you don’t want them, could you send them my way?!
Holly Werner
Very cool and vivid. Excellent.
KEITH R. WILL...
crazy cool stuff
~ Ademac
Wonderful…...........well done.
msclairesunday
oh your mind is beautiful.
Leith O'Malley
Oh you name dropper you :)
Leon Walker
I thought that was you!!! Should have come over and said hello. LOL!!!
Mardra
This is great. Very fun and with personality. Thank you for sharing this.
Rex Inkpen
killer last line..
lazydaze
haha thats fantastic work
Mardra
Just stopping through to read this again. This time I had to read it outloud to my husband. We laughed and laughed . . . :)