SwaySlayer

By day I am a corporate drone contributing to the great, big machine of consumerism.

Lately I have decided to embark on a journey to garner inspiration, create through language and limit my chocolate intake.

I go weak at the knees for a good epigram, and am not adverse to a well-written epic, short story or screenplay. I’m a bit of a cheeky wench and aim to find the humour in life. People who take themselves too seriously are entitled to do so, but I choose to cackle, guffaw, giggle or snigger instead.

If you take away my TV, my fluffy slippers or my supply of tea, I may be forced to hurt you.