SwaySlayer
Profile
By day I am a corporate drone contributing to the great, big machine of consumerism.
Lately I have decided to embark on a journey to garner inspiration, create through language and limit my chocolate intake.
I go weak at the knees for a good epigram, and am not adverse to a well-written epic, short story or screenplay. I’m a bit of a cheeky wench and aim to find the humour in life. People who take themselves too seriously are entitled to do so, but I choose to cackle, guffaw, giggle or snigger instead.
If you take away my TV, my fluffy slippers or my supply of tea, I may be forced to hurt you.
Groups
SwaySlayer is a member of All Things Poetic, Artistic, Philosophical, Blue Room, Lesbian and Bi-Women's Art and The Word Tree.
Writing
Subject: Returning To Work
I understand that during my absence, all business matters have been directed to the Heart
Confession
Googling your name when I’m bored at work.
Solid Advice: Part 2
Flattery will get you nowhere, which is why I always lead with cash. Fortune favours the cookie. He who laughs last laughs longest, but we all know he didn’t get the joke. A problem sha…
Blind Date
Smart? Check.
The Strip
A struggling actor posing as a waiter offered me oral sex and black pepper
Sunday Paper
For sale
