Two friends haven’t seen or heard from each other in three months, so they decide to meet up at their favorite bar to have a few drinks,shoot some pool ,and catch up on things.
So Bob ask Jim,“How are things going with you ?
Jim replies, Fine ,until I got here !
Bob asks,” what happened?"
Jim replies, " Found out that I have Ass-Burgers disease ."
Bob asks," Who told you that ?"
Jim points his finger at a psychiatrist standing across the room ,holding a empty open faced Hamburger bun in one hand,in his other hand he was holding a fist full of condiments .
Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
A Humorous short story poking fun at words that sound the same but have totally different