Look Me In The Eye When You Talk To Me

Two guy are watching the movie Total Recall,and they are watching the seen where the character Douglas Quaid/Hauser meet with Kuato, who is the mutant rebel leader on Mars. kuato is a mutant that live in one of the rebel’s stomach .

So after seeing this part of movie, the first guy( who has a weight problem )said to his friend " You know what I can’t stand about having a weight problem ?"
His ( buff ) friend reply," I can’t imagine."
The first Guy, ( who has a weight problem )" I can’t stand people Greeting me by patting me on my the stomach, and looking down at my stomach instead of looking me in the eye when they talk to me! "
His ( buff ) friend asks, "What do you plan to do about that? "
The first guy,( who has a weight problem ) " I plan to create and wear a shirt that has a big yellow smiley face which is positioned on the stomach,and above the face a arrow that point up to the words,SPEAK TO UPPER MANAGEMENT."

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo December 1,2011

Look Me In The Eye When You Talk To Me

Stephen  J. Vattimo

Bridgeport, United States

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A short humorous story about having a weight proublem

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