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I want That Duck's Phone Number

There is this man waiting by the copy machine for his report to finish printing out. He is startled out of his day dream of what he hopes to do during his weekend off , by the peculiar sound of the quack of a duck !He whip his head around to find out what made the noise, and to his surprise,

there is the very attractive receptionist behind him with embarrassed look on her face.
The receptionist quickly apologies," Sorry to have startled you. I had duck for lunch, and I didn’t have time to chew my food,because my lunch break was cut short by a unscheduled important meeting I had to attend. So the duck is repeating on me.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo March 27,2011

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Humorous short story of strange things that wake a person out of a day dream

Stephen J. Vattimo born 1965, in the Philadelphia area of the state of Pennsylvania.
Spent child hood in privet boarding school,due to hyper activity and not able to function in structure setting.
graduated from boarding school and attended regular public High school and graduated.
Served in the U.S. Military ,U.S. Army,Pa National Guard,Army reserves,Civil Air Patrol.
Artistically: Painter,Poet,Humorous short stories,commentator

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  • homeartist
    homeartistalmost 4 years ago

    So where did she have her lunch? Could sheep be on the menu?

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