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Bobbing For Apples

A group of prostitutes want to show the people of their city that just like any other good citizen, they cared about their community, and wanted to contribute to the welfare of the city.
So the prostitutes decided they would put together a Halloween carnival as a fund raiser to give money to organizations that helped place orphans children in families that wanted to adopt them.
One of the booths at their carnival was bobbing for apples in a prostitute’s vagina .

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
3/15/2014

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Short humorous story about the oldest profession in history, holding a fund raiser to help the needy in their community.

Stephen J. Vattimo born 1965, in the Philadelphia area of the state of Pennsylvania.
Spent child hood in privet boarding school,due to hyper activity and not able to function in structure setting.
graduated from boarding school and attended regular public High school and graduated.
Served in the U.S. Military ,U.S. Army,Pa National Guard,Army reserves,Civil Air Patrol.
Artistically: Painter,Poet,Humorous short stories,commentator

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Comments

  • sammygirl2635
    sammygirl263512 months ago

    Stephen This is a creative and unique write. The last sentence ( word ) makes the whole poem. Too funny.

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