A Standing Ovation For The Chef

A man and His wife are sitting in a five star restaurant,trying to rekindle the flames of romance. They just got done eating their dinner and now they are sipping on a glass of desert wine while the waiter is placing their deserts in front of them.
Out of no where the man tell his wife ,"" Honey, I really got to loose some weight!
“I need to go on a diet, and start doing exercises like buns Of Steel or Butt Busters.”
His wife ask," What is going on with you ? " " Out of no where you start talking about having a weight problem." " I have always thought you were comfortable with your self!"
The man replies," Well Honey I just farted, and my butt cheeks applauded the chef who had prepared our meals this evening.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Feb 14, 2014

A Standing Ovation For The Chef

Stephen  J. Vattimo

Bridgeport, United States

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A short humorous story about a man who while on a romantic date with his wife discovers a clue that he needs to lose weight.

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