Nurse Necronomicon by Steven Novak

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Her bedside manner is absolutely atrocious. One minute she’s taking your temperature rectally with the business end of a louisville slugger, the next she’s gnawing away at the fingers on your right hand. She leaves the middle one alone so that you can properly display your displeasure.


  • hahpistuff
    hahpistuffover 6 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! love this!

  • Steven Novak
    Steven Novakover 6 years ago

    Truthfully I think my explanation of the shirt if funnier than the shirt itself, but what the heck, it’s my first shirt attempt. ;)

  • kathrynmp
    kathrynmpover 6 years ago

    My husband will get a kick out of this one! I am sure he works with a couple of nurses like her!!

  • When I had kindney stones last year pretty much every nurse looked like her to me. ;)

    – Steven Novak

  • pinkyjain
    pinkyjainover 6 years ago

    Awesome, hee hee, i was dreaming a nightmare of zombies the other night & her she is, this is super Steven

  • I often times dream of zombies as well…maybe we should seek help? ;)

    – Steven Novak

  • Bubble Doll
    Bubble Dollover 6 years ago

    I don’t know if you’ve ever been inspired by Picasso’s work… your illustration reminds me of his later works from the 70’s. (^^) Cool!

  • I do know Picasso and I do know the work you speak of, but the man would roll over in his grave if he heard you comparing my zombie drawings to his work. ;) Thanks Bubble, glad you like it!

    – Steven Novak

  • Rajee
    Rajeeover 6 years ago


  • Thanks!

    – Steven Novak

  • pinkyjain
    pinkyjainover 6 years ago

    Not me, i love my dreams, thats where my story ideas come from, the men in white aren’t gonna cut my dreams out of my head, lol

  • Walker Everette
    Walker Everetteover 6 years ago


  • Your the second person to call it awesome. One awesome is sometimes a fluke, but two awesome’s…that’s some serious awesome. ;)

    – Steven Novak

  • red addiction
    red addictionover 6 years ago

    This is friggen rocking!!! You rock!!!!

  • I know, I’m like a young Eddie VanHalen. Friggen thanks! ;)

    – Steven Novak

  • Walker Everette
    Walker Everetteover 6 years ago

    She cradles the skulls with love. I like that in a zombie nurse.

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