Nurse Necronomicon by Steven Novak

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Her bedside manner is absolutely atrocious. One minute she’s taking your temperature rectally with the business end of a louisville slugger, the next she’s gnawing away at the fingers on your right hand. She leaves the middle one alone so that you can properly display your displeasure.


bite, dead, doctor, eat, ghoul, girl, green, necronomicon, nurse, skulls, teeth, zombie


  • hahpistuff
    hahpistuffover 6 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! love this!

  • Steven Novak
    Steven Novakover 6 years ago

    Truthfully I think my explanation of the shirt if funnier than the shirt itself, but what the heck, it’s my first shirt attempt. ;)

  • kathrynmp
    kathrynmpover 6 years ago

    My husband will get a kick out of this one! I am sure he works with a couple of nurses like her!!

  • When I had kindney stones last year pretty much every nurse looked like her to me. ;)

    – Steven Novak

  • pinkyjain
    pinkyjainover 6 years ago

    Awesome, hee hee, i was dreaming a nightmare of zombies the other night & her she is, this is super Steven

  • I often times dream of zombies as well…maybe we should seek help? ;)

    – Steven Novak

  • Bubble Doll
    Bubble Dollover 6 years ago

    I don’t know if you’ve ever been inspired by Picasso’s work… your illustration reminds me of his later works from the 70’s. (^^) Cool!

  • I do know Picasso and I do know the work you speak of, but the man would roll over in his grave if he heard you comparing my zombie drawings to his work. ;) Thanks Bubble, glad you like it!

    – Steven Novak

  • Rajee
    Rajeeover 6 years ago


  • Thanks!

    – Steven Novak

  • pinkyjain
    pinkyjainover 6 years ago

    Not me, i love my dreams, thats where my story ideas come from, the men in white aren’t gonna cut my dreams out of my head, lol

  • Walker Everette
    Walker Everetteover 6 years ago


  • Your the second person to call it awesome. One awesome is sometimes a fluke, but two awesome’s…that’s some serious awesome. ;)

    – Steven Novak

  • red addiction
    red addictionover 6 years ago

    This is friggen rocking!!! You rock!!!!

  • I know, I’m like a young Eddie VanHalen. Friggen thanks! ;)

    – Steven Novak

  • Walker Everette
    Walker Everetteover 6 years ago

    She cradles the skulls with love. I like that in a zombie nurse.

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