Putrid Zombie Pimp T-Shirt

Steven Novak

Putrid Zombie Pimp

A wise man once uttered the words, pimpin’ aint’ easy. Well, let me tell you that zombie pimpin’ aint’ any easier. There aint’ a ho in town that’ll give you more guff than a zombie ho. Not to mention the fact that they often use too much teeth on occasions when the concept of very little teeth is preferred. (Try collecting money from a john after a mess like that.) Even in death though, the one thing the zombie pimp never looses is his undeniable sense of style. You wish you owned a bright purple, silky velvet jacket and the zebra stripped undershirt that compliments it like no other..admit it.

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Cute-n-Creepy Illustrations, Drawn to Cotton- Art on T-shirts, Humorous Illustrations ( NO PHOTOGRAPHY ) and Nerds Unite Available for sale as

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  • Walker Everette

    Walker Everette

    He looks very suave.

  • Steven Novak replied

    Awful purple suits and silhouettes of naked women on your tie is suave to you? Really? ;)

  • red addiction

    red addiction

    Hey, what up Ace? Another Bitchen shirt! Love it!

  • Steven Novak replied

    Thanks! The ace appreciates your comment. ;)

  • mooonrocks

    mooonrocks

    Pretty cool!:)

  • Steven Novak replied

    Thank you moonrocks! (Cool name)

  • sweetscent62

    sweetscent62

    hahahahahaha… what medication are you on? I want some..: ) awesome stuff! Wen x : )

  • Steven Novak replied

    Marriage is my medication. (It’s enough to test the sanity of any man.) ;)

  • pinkyjain

    pinkyjain

    Love your imagination Steven, & creativity. Just don’t let the Zombies back into my dreams, i don’t have any more wood to board my windows up with

  • Steven Novak replied

    Let them into your dreams? I sold one of them a map, and some gas money so they could easily find their way there. What can I say, I’m a jerk. ;)

  • darkestartist

    darkestartist

    LOL love his tie….lemme guess, he sips on gin and brain juice? ;)

  • Steven Novak replied

    Now, that right there…was funny. ;)

  • hikickry

    hikickry

    good stuff :) how many of these guys have you got lined up or are they an on going project? lol

  • Steven Novak replied

    I think the zombie guys will continue until I run out of ideas or simply get bored with it. (No doubt the second will come sooner than the first) ;)

  • ellejayerose

    ellejayerose

    he looks very purple rain!

  • Steven Novak replied

    Then just pretend it’s 1983 and he suddenly becomes the coolest zombie on the block. ;)

  • Walker Everette

    Walker Everette

    Suave for a pimp ;OP

  • Rajee

    Rajee

    Awesome Steven. Yours is the template for future zombie artists.

  • Steven Novak replied

    That’s about as high a compliment as I’ve ever gotten. Thanks!

  • pinkyjain

    pinkyjain

    Well, thanx a lot Steve, least its 11:30 am, so’s i got time to run up to the lumber store

  • Rajee

    Rajee

    Your welcome.

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